07.01.08 A-ROD + MADONNA RUMORS SWIRL, ANNOY
I really, really wanted to ignore this, but US Weekly has run with yesterday's baseless, unsubstantiated rumor from OK! Magazine and made it… well, slightly substantiated. It's a rumor that's so powerful and potentially untruthy that people can only say it in the form of a question: are Alex Rodriguez and Madonna engaging in the grotesquely muscled low-body-fat sex of the uber-wealthy? The answer is a definitive… maybe.
A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out "as late as midnight." Says the source, "All the doormen are talking."
Rodriguez attended Madonna's April 30 NYC concert; the singer sat in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22 (it was the first time she ever was photographed at a Yankees game).
Even though it seems impossible that a good-looking, wealthy man like A-Rod — or anyone with eyes — would be attracted to Madonna, this rumor seems to have some traction because A-Rod supposedly digs muscular chicks, and gossipy people like talking about the Jose Canseco connection. I think it makes perfect sense. Gay men LOVE Madonna.
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A-ROD + MADONNA RUMORS SWIRL, ANNOY
Baseball and Madonna; the only thing more uninteresting combination would be jury duty and infomercials.
Madonna-
Overly muscular for a 'woman'- Check
Possesses little to no actual talent - Check
Blonde hair (natural?) - Check
Essentially a man with female genitalia (probably) - Check
Yep, I'd say this one is all but confirmed. Then again, who gives a fuck.
Look at her fucking triceps!
To further dispel the rumors that he's gay, he's also hanging out with Bette Midler and Cher.
Anyone wonder why Mike Piazza has not been sighted lately? Obviously, he is chained up in Madonna's apartment and he and ARod are taping the new Justify My Love video!
"All the doormen are talking."
Who cares what doormen think? How many doormen does that building have? These are the questions that I want answered.
Having seen Shanghai Surprise in my youth, these rumors come as no surprise to me - it's just another case of life imitating art. In the movie, Madonna played the part of an image-obsessed cooze who's attracted to a humorless dickhead who has delusional visions of becoming a respected player for the New York Yankees. In life…well, you get my drift.
Cooze is such an underrated, underused word.
As is queef, swany!
Is that David Blaine in pic 3 and 4?
her snatch is more polluted than the Yellow Sea
This is the stuff of haggy faggy nightmares. I'm going to have to skip my afternoon nap.
she already has enough backup dancers but he just won't accept no for an answer.
Really? Madonna? Dude is the highest-paid and perhaps most talented baseball player alive, and he's hooking up with a chick that hit her prime when Mike Pagliarulo was playing third for the Yanks?
A-Rod's bitch ass is perfect for a woman who really wears the pants. Yankees suck.
Madonna had a prime?
She looked good when that video came out where she looked like Marilyn Monroe…of course, A-Rod was like 8 at that time. I guess what I'm saying is, gross.
Jeter is going to be jealous.
madonna also was spotted buying a strap on called the penetrator. so lets use our brains here.
madonna+ a-rod+ strap-ons+a-rods love of manly woman+madonnas divorce = a-rod loves anal sex (ask jeter he'll tell ya)
A-Rod is a lesbian?
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