
I've done a bad job of keeping up on Anna Kournikova news — I dunno, I just kinda feel like she's fiver years ago's news. But she's apparently still around, getting into feuds with other players and actually playing tennis. Seriously, there are pictures of her playing for the St. Louis Aces against the Washington Kastles yesterday.
These are not those pictures.
These are from a fashion show in Miami last Saturday, and I happen to like them better than the ones where she's playing tennis. You may notice a breastly prominence that she didn't have before, which has sparked some talk as to whether her facepillows are real or fake. And of course they're real. If you can touch 'em, they're very very real. This notion of "fake" breasts is a hoax created by women with too much self-respect to get implants but not enough confidence to not be catty towards women with big boobs.


A few years ago I wanted to start a website called "AnalKornholekova.com" where I would pay some hot blonde Kournikova lookalike to let me shove a tennis racket up her ass while my brother videotaped it and we sold it on the web. Sometimes I really regret going to law school and not following my dream…
She has some sexy abs…I mean BOOBS. I meant boobs. no one heard that. Shut up!
If I looked like that, I would not be photographed with Fred "Rock Lobster/Cock Lobster" Schneider.
why the fuck is she playing tennis anyway? she needs to start doing porn STAT.
If you can touch 'em, they're very very real.
I'm allowed to touch them?
not pictured: dudes that like vag
it was either that or…
enrique later threw a hissy fit upon learning that anna got to see the male models get nekked backstage and didnt call to invite him
Psssh… I look like that when I grease my body up with Vaseline and put a spotlight above my head. And I don't even need hair extensions.