Ana Ivanovic was nice enough to put on some swimsuits and pose for FHM UK, and this tease of her photo shoot is pissing me off because it's clearly lying. On sale July 1st, my ass. It's July 7th here in America, and I know time zones are weird but I'm pretty sure it's at least July 7th over in the UK, too. I don't care if England doesn't have the Internet yet — if that magazine was on sale, someone over there could have shipped it here via transatlantic pony express by now.
Anyway, while I'm waiting for the high-resolution pics to surface, you can either look at the low-res, watermarked images that Fan IQ dug up and annoyingly put across several pages, or you can just look at those same images thumbnailed here.
HIGH-REZZY UPDATE: The rest of the shoot, courtesy on 205th. Ana on dating: "I know the men who contact me asking to marry don't mean anything by it." Sighhh… Fellas, how many times do I have to tell you? If you want a woman to take you seriously, you write letters in your own blood.
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The headline says it all. Just okay. FHM appears to not know what the fuck they're doing, because they've taken a girl who raises the courtside temperature ten degrees just by changing grips on her racquet and make her look just average.
Wake me when she shows labia.
The headline scared me into thinking maybe she'd been in an accident or something. I'm glad she's okay. I fancy her.
Skin Suit.
Maybe it's time for her to concentrate on tennis, so she doesn't lose to unknown Chinese players in the third round at Wimbledon.
Or maybe it's time for her to take her top off.
pretty fly for a flat chick. she makes up for it in the assal region, which is very nice of her.
id tonguejack her shit box without hesitation
She's definitely in line for a little B&A!
Yeah I would sex her against her will
you write letters in your own blood
The panel would also accept "pubic hair" and "random stuff from her own garbage can."
I'd let her smash her forehand into my front court, if you get my drift.
Dunno who this broad is, but that wouldn't stop me from treating her ass crack like a buffet table.
I certainly do, WDYA. If she doesn't hit with enough depth and keeps it inside the service boxes, you can probably chase down her overhead after the bounce and throw up another defensive lob. Never give up on a point!