
The top-ranked player in women's tennis went out and got some sun, and as usual a brave papparazzo was there to capture this momentous occasion. I'm a little confused, though. On 205th claims that these images are from some place called Palma de Mallorca. That kinda sounds like a posh European resort. So why does this look like a suburban backyard with a pool? I would bet my ass there's a lawn jart set and a plastic Playskool house just outside the picture.
Not to go off topic here, but does anyone else think a jart landing inside the circle is a little erotic? Just me? Okay, just checking.


lucky bathing suit tag
Someone please pull down on her "fag tag".
Jart?
<slow clap for that bikini bottom>
<slow clap for that bikini bottom>
Jart?
It's what us simple folk call lawn darts.
I find pushing the enter button on my keyboard erotic.
Oohhhh… She babysits on her vacation?! That's sooo sweeeeet.
I would tear her in two.
/not a sexual reference.
more female tennis players need to go on vacation. well the ones worth photographing/stalking should anyway.
On Jarts:
I was hit in the head when I was 7 with a Jart… knocked me the fuck out and put a nice little slice in my scalp that needed stitches.
Star wipe to a week later… I'm walking around my town with my friends, and it's the typical Midwest hot-as-fuck summer day. The stitches on my head proceed to open up and I don't feel it, so I'm bleeding profusely. Mixing with the sweat, my face and clothes were covered in blood.
I scared quite a few grandmothers that day.
@punch:
I prefer to scare grandmothers the old fashioned way: by beating their grand children to a bloody pulp in front of them, feeling up their husbands, and taking all of their hard candies.
Thanks for the jart info and granny stories, everyone!
I am sure that she is feeling lonely now. I saw her profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating club named myrichmatch.com. She is sexy and hot . Why not do it now? Just do something for her.
I am sure that she is feeling lonely now. I saw her profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating club named myrichmatch.com. She is sexy and hot . Why not do it now? Just do something for her.