Hey everybody, be nice to Alex Rodriguez. The man's going through tough times, what with his divorce and the endless media scrutiny. He's just a regular guy like you and me.
The Bronx Bomber dropped a bundle at Barneys Beverly Hills. "He bought sweaters, including a bunch of cashmere zip-up hooded sweatshirts that were about $1,200 each," said our spy. "It was around $50,000 total, a lot of it from Italian designer Brunello Cucinelli." A-Rod avoided the sales floor and had the sweaters brought to him in a VIP area.
Oh thank goodness Barney's Beverly Hills has a VIP area. Otherwise the obscenely rich people might have to mingle with the lowlifes who are merely upper-upper-class. And do you know how frustrating it can be to walk around and look for clothes? I hate that. I mean, is it so much to ask to just have everything I want materialize in front of me? Here, just take my credit card and charge a couple years' tuition at a private university, I'm tired of brushing elbows with commoners.
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I didn't know Jeter liked the feelng of hugging cashmere?
$1,200 for one sweater. I don't think all my clothes combined add up to $1,200.
Oh, and going shopping to deal with a break up is so not gay.
/yes it is
What a douche. He was clearly buying from the clearance rack, since they typically mark sweaters down in the middle of summer.
/no homo
I believe I've seen this photo on Hot Chicks With Douchebags, sans said 'hot chick'.
I paid $10,000 for a ball of dust, just because I could
/french accent
There is a huge difference between sweaters and sweatshirts.
//fuck all those people that don't live where winter exists
A-Rod is lighting that cigar with a $1,000,000 bill. Those exist right?
But cashmere is cashmere. And it's fucking hot as shit.
/politely go hump yourself
ill bet he wrote "Derek" on the side of that thing.
@UU
That's actually a Trillion Dollar Bill once possessed by a C. Montgomery Burns, courtesy of the French.
who photoshopped out the penis and replaced it with a cigar?
Who holds there match like that?
/has never been around a gay man.
@swany, clearly ALex doesn't trust the president of Cuba.
Pinky up Alex, Pinky up . . .
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@UU & Swany: Its actually a trillion Euro note. $1T notes are so last year.
He honestly could not look MORE like he's sucking a cock. It's sad to say that at least half the girls who have been nice enough to blow me could take lessons from A-Rod and greatly improve their form.
And yes, shopping to assuage the pain of a break-up? Gayest thing since buttsex (with another guy).