YUP, THIS IS FAIR – UPDATE
06.13.08
For reasons that scientists have yet to discover, Minnesota Timberscrub Marko Jaric is still dating Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima, as you can see from these photos of them at American Ballet Theatre’s Noche Latina held earlier this week. (Side note: before anyone disses the ballet, I recommend checking out ABT’s Gillian Murphy and Irina Dvorovenko.)
You know, I can accept that star athletes date supermodels. That’s their God-given right for being ungodly rich superhuman physical specimens who are generally better than I am in most facets of life. But this… this isn’t right. If Jaric’s eyes were any closer together he’d be a cyclops. He makes lemurs and owls look walleyed.
Suicide-inducing UPDATE: They got engaged yesterday.
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Maybe she has a thing for Picasso paintings.
This guy looks about as happy as a dude that is about to be raped by Bubba. If I was him, I would have a shit eating grin on my face, and would probably still have the smell of her pussy on my face and dick. Not having an appreciation for ass like that is a sin! A sin I tell you! Cut that guys dick off!
he must be some sort of wizard or warlock that has cast an evil spell over her.
And shave and put a tie on you fucking dickhead you're going to the ballet for Christ's sake.
What a filthy Serb. Oh and this; "(Side note: before anyone disses the ballet, I recommend checking out ABT's Gillian Murphy and Irina Dvorovenko.)" is without a doubt the comment that finally convinced me of UFFORDS homosexuality.
bringing a chick to the ballet is guaranteed pussy. trust me they love that shit. I've been to the ballet and hated it , I but just fantasized about the hot ballerinas on stage and the fucking I'd be doing afterwards.
If you've got something against Gillian and Irina, I'd humbly suggest that YOU, sir, are the one who prefers sexual intercourse with men.
Gillian Murphy? Didn't be play 'Scarecrow" in Batman Begins?
Irina > Gillian.
both hot, but Gillian a little too pale for my taste.
If I knew what the fuck any of that was, I might be able to think of some creative retort, but obviously I'm not as cultured as the rest of you suave, ballet-going funboys. Is ballet a sport? Oh yea, Jaric. Did I mention he's a filthy, smelly Serb?
Is that a prosthetic nose? WTF?
Cluster bomb these fucking people.
Isn't it guy code that you force your woman to never wear clothes if she is that hot?
I second the "cut off his dick" motion.
Gillian Murphy played Agent Scully on "The X-Files"
Jaric only has to wear one goggle when he goes swimming in his pool. So he's got that going for him.
Lucky for me, she seems to have a thing for ugly guys.
Good call by Jaric not using that $1000 to buy a telescope
+1 Grimey for the "Can't Buy Me Love" reference
Why is he wering a Jai Lai Cesta on his nose?
I know they had passionate video at free interracial dating site MixedCupid.com which is the good place for 18+ singles from each race. Good for them
Well played, Grimey.
adriana lima is also rumored to be a virgin. take that however you want.
whenever y'all are done being suicidal/cutting jaric's dick off, let me know so we can get back to talking sports.
Wait, sexy girls are there for me? I thought they'd been here the whole time!
Remember that vote for who is the most pretentious? I was considering that I could have been out of line voting for the Marine over the Exeter grad, but then someone goes and announces their passion for ballet.
That being said, Billy Joel's Moving Out was fantasic.
I wouldnt feel so bad about this post if it meant she would go to all of his home games, which would get people into the Target Center, but we all know she's not dumb enough to watch a horrible NBA team suck balls on a regular basis in 30 below 0 Minnesota
First off – great picture Burnsy
Second – Lima is retardedly hot, but is Brazilian. Anyone who has talked to a Brazilian will realize how terrible it is to talk to a Brazilian. Worst English accent ever.
Third – isn't she also a virgin? I mean, if she was putting out this would be more of a travesty, but she's really just like a piece of art someone gets to own. Whoopdi-doo.
Fourth – he's tall, makes millions, is a Euro, and is a baller. Now I'm all of those things too, but he has better hair.
Jaric looks like one of the "after" photos when Conan O'Brien does "If They Mated" on his show.
An athlete and a model marrying, you say? Surely, that union will last forever.