EURO 2008 - Oh, the drama of nil-nil.The Spaniards foiled floptastic Italia in shootouts to reach the Euro semifinals for the first time since 1984, when they met Oceania in a heavily surveilled contest.The crestfallen Italians will return home to their mothers,to whom they'll pledge to move out of the house before they turn 35. 34 is she keep-a nag-a so much. Spanish keeper Iker Casillas rose to the occasion, stopping two penalty kicks and tipping out a last-minute scoring chance by Antonio Di Natale.
MLB – The Cubs completed a three-game sweep of the crosstown White Sox with a 7-1 win Sunday highlighted by a commanding outing by Ryan Dempster, who improved to 9-0 at Wrigley this year. Aramis Ramirez homered four times in the series, including two yesterday. No, these Cubbies won't be deterred by an injury to Carlos Zambrano. It only goes to prove THERE'S NO WAY THE CUBS WON'T WIN IT ALL THIS YEAR! NOT EVEN ME OR MY JINXING CAN STOP THEM!…In other sweepings, the Angels brought out the brooms against the Phillies, dealing Philadelphia its fifth loss in a row. Meanwhile, Francisco Rodriguez picked up his league leading 30th save of the season, putting him in good position to make a run at a single season record people don't really care about…Mark Teixiera has an okay day at the plate, homering three times (with at least one coming from the right and the left side)and driving in four runs in the Braves' 8-3 win over the Mariners…The Red Sox get a Kevin Youkilis walk-off homer in the 13th to avoid being swept by the Cardinals and handing a quarter-note of humility to riding-high Massholia. Oh, who'm I kidding. A Cards sweep would be noted with a mention about revenge for the Sawx wicked 2004World Series sweep of the same Redbirds. Just thinking about that makes…oh great, now my ears are bleeding.
College World Series – Fresno State advances to meet Georgia in the finals. You might be inclined to describe them as a Cinderella team until you remember even a pumpkin couldn't survive living in Fresno.
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now italy can get back to whatever it is they do
@RV
They have lots of porntastic sex. I know because I am half Italian. The only problem is I have to
capturepay for mine.Twins swept the D-backs, too.
if Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North,General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife asked me if i was entertained watching that game, i would have said fuck no
Hell yeah, puro Fresno, guey! I survived 18 years there. Sorta.
Fuck you, Ape.
//Bobby Thigpen and his saves record
Phillies suck right now. Flyers keep losing and dealing players just to get under the cap. My wifes dog shit between the cusions on the couch and my hand found it after sitting down after a long afternoon of cutting grass.
What an awesome weekend in hell.
If those wops flopped anymore yesterday, they would have had to change the team nickname from Azzurri to The Love Guru.
Thanks for the picture of an unattractive Spain fan. Spain finally breaks their June 22/Italy/underachievement jinxes and that's all we get? This is the Spanish national team, it's not like there's nothing to work with.