
NASCAR driver Scott Speed, who drives every race with young Spritle and Chim-Chim concealed in his trunk, credits his recent success to having his toenails painted blue. That and his recent increase in butt sex.
Speed won the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series race Friday at Dover (Del.) International Speedway in only his sixth series start — after he had the tips of his toenails painted blue.
"That's going to become a tradition," Speed, 25, said of his pedicure after winning in a Red Bull Toyota.
Well, of course, he's just in keeping with the epilepsy-inducing hyperprismatic quality of the Speed Racer movie. That or he is only catering to his friends in the foot fetish community. Hey, they do count Quentin Tarantino among them. That just means more Speed Racer movies, now with constant blaxsploitation references and narrative devices ripped directly from Hong Kong films. in other words, much better.


the first queer in NASCAR folks. there he is
You wanna toe? I can get you toe. I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock.
With polish.
Dale Sr. rolls over in his grave.
HAHA NASCAR! It is only a matter of time before the "sport" goes away now. Those redneck fucks will never tolerate such actions.
Fucking amateurs…
Scott Speed = Worst Porn Name Ever
the first queer in NASCAR folks. there he is
Given the typical NASCAR fan's attitude to them there queers, he sure as fuck better drive fast.
In ENGLISH please!
You know how i know you're gay?….
Blue toenails, blew pole…po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
Needs more cyclists.
Haha, this is incredible. What a fucking southern hic dumbass.
I mean, he paints his nails blue when everyone knows Revlon's new Fuscia Fever is just to die for.
It's not blue, it's periwinkle.
@Merk
You should have closed with a very manly throat-clearing, and "I know that because I fuck revlon bitches all the damn time!"
@shan – nice touch..
*ahem*
…and i know that because I paint my girlfriend's toenails while we watch the bachelorette and get no sex in return all the time!!!!
wait… fuck.
I would be more impressed with a foot-shaped accelerator pedal ala Joe Dirt.