Philadelphia fans catch a lot of grief for booing Santa Claus and, like Dwayne Wade will tell you about Rocky, he's not even real. Yankees fans, ever eager to prove they are the most surpassingly negative and stupid people in the land, decided to boo the source of all life on the planet yesterday because it was hot outside.
Fans showed their approval today when a cloud moved in front of the sun during the fifth inning of the Yankees-Royals game. They booed moments later when the sun returned. On a day when temperatures neared the century mark over much of the eastern United States, any relief was welcome.
Considering the sun is on average 93,000,000 miles away, I'm sure it got the message. Also, it's an inanimate ball of gas, making it slightly less aware of its surroundings than Jason Giambi. Let's hope the new Yankees Stadium comes equipped with new non-moving clouds that take the shape of memorable Yankees of the past. What's that? Oh no, someone has snuck in one in the shape of a David Ortiz jersey. Heeeere we go again…
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they were saying "boo-urns"
Since the dawn of time man has yearned to destroy the sun.
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the Sun.
so are we getting all our content from hot clicks now?
As a native NY'er who has relocated to Texas, I gotta say that for the most part, we NY'ers are a bunch of fucktards. Complain about the cold all fall/winter/spring and then complain about the heat in the summer. Complain about all the porn on 42nd and then complain cause you gotta mail order it now. Fucktards.
Fuck the sun, what has the Sun done for us lately?
Jason Giambi may not totally be an inanimate ball of gas, but he's currently weilding the power of the STASCH!
note: The Sun is not and inanimate ball of gas, rather a quite animated ball of gas. RE: sunflares and solar radiation
Let's hope the new Yankees Stadium comes equipped with new non-moving clouds that take the shape of memorable Yankees of the past
Yeah, how about a cloud in the shape of Lou Gehrig's disease
too soon?
I've long believed Yankee fans were not just vampires, but retarded vampires.
With their last bit of energy, Yankees fans pointed to M and S for MichaelKay Sucks.
They're probably upset our solar system doesn't revolve around new york.
The sidewalks for regular walkin'; not fancy walkin'.
/Best. Episode. Ever.
I agree with them.
Dr. Acula
They're probably upset our solar system doesn't revolve around new york.
Wait…It doesn't? What the FUCK?!?!?! I could've swore God was on the payroll!
/George Steinbrenner
Any Bears fans out there? We are down 1 running back:
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@Ben ROFL: We talked about it yesterday. When it happened.
That was a good thing Ben.
DwYAne Wade. His momma took the time to spell it right, and so should you.
They were saying "Booo-utttt sex". Cause they are all gay.
/Stolen from Matt last week but still funny in my mind
ill bet corey lidle wouldnt boo the sun
Whatever – fuck the sun! It's reign of terror and lovely temperatures has come to an end! C'mon low-rolling cloud – it's your chance! Attack!
if the sun was at the stadium it wouldv'e probably got thrown over the railing a la that fruit loop boston fan who suffered that very same fate earlier in the year….FUCK THE SUN
o and too toiletpaper2151…..uhhh stay the fuck in texas….i know you aint a steer so u must be a ……
…..more literate and less retarded person than you?
FUCK NEW YORK AND ALL THEIR TEAMS AND FANS LET`S GO PHILS