Here's some dumb kid busting his face because he can't dunk. Seen it before? I don't care. I just want to be done with this day so I can crawl into the refrigerator and comfortably asphyxiate at a nice cool temperature.
"WHITE KIDS CAN’T DUNK"
One falling backboard away from the Darwin Awards!
"comfortably asphyxiate at a nice cool temperature."
I thought you swore off 'Choke Porn'??
change that to "black people cant…." and youre a racist
White kids can’t dunk… and they have a hard time staying anonymous when they rob banks also
You can wear their shorts, their shirts and their hats, but ya' can't wear their hops.
White people pretend to dunk like this.
Black people pretend to dunk like…… What's that? They can actually dunk? Oh, well, nevermind.
You need a refrigerator with a wi-fi connection
Nice title, Uff. Congratulations on stealing from Sinbad.
He finally got that rim job he always wanted.
/dragged off with a long crook
why so hot? they turn off the A/C at the library or something?
@ sloth – its hard to stay anonymous when you dont all look alike.
Send it in, Jerome!
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One falling backboard away from the Darwin Awards!
"comfortably asphyxiate at a nice cool temperature."
I thought you swore off 'Choke Porn'??
change that to "black people cant…." and youre a racist
White kids can’t dunk…
and they have a hard time staying anonymous when they rob banks also
You can wear their shorts, their shirts and their hats, but ya' can't wear their hops.
White people pretend to dunk like this.
Black people pretend to dunk like…… What's that? They can actually dunk? Oh, well, nevermind.
You need a refrigerator with a wi-fi connection
Nice title, Uff. Congratulations on stealing from Sinbad.
He finally got that rim job he always wanted.
/dragged off with a long crook
why so hot? they turn off the A/C at the library or something?
@ sloth – its hard to stay anonymous when you dont all look alike.
Send it in, Jerome!