
Mitch Harris is a newly commissioned ensign in the U.S. Navy who just graduated from Annapolis. He was also drafted by the Cardinals last week because he's a pitcher with a 94-mph fastball. And in a Virginian-Pilot article annoying titled "Navy won't let sailor-pitcher pursue pro-baseball career," Mitchell plays his sad trombone about his contract to serve his country getting in the way of a contract to throw a ball:
“I completely understand the policy, but there’s got to be some kind of way you can do both ,” Harris said before the draft.
And from the AP:
“Of course we’re at war, no one can argue we’re not,” Harris said. “But what I’ve said from the beginning is that I’m not trying to get out of anything. If I don’t get that chance (to play baseball) right now, I’ll never get it again. And to fulfill a goal of getting to the pros, it’s sad that they would take it away from me.”
Wah wah wah. Oh, it's so sad the way the government took away your pro career when they forced you to attend the Naval Academy. And here I was, thinking appointments to Annapolis — which universally require five-year commitments — were something people voluntarily applied for. But if you think that's annoying, check out the lack of perspective from the blogosphere.
On one hand, yeah, I totally understand that he has an obligation to the Navy, but on the other hand, man, that really sucks. Harris – who has third round talent, but slipped to the 13th because of the uncertainty about his status – was at least hoping that there was someway he could be stationed near wherever he was playing, thus being able to be both in the Navy and play ball. Secretary [of the Navy] Buzzkillington ruled out that possibility as well.
Yeah, it's crazy the way some organizations actually expect athletes to honor their contracts.
I have no problem with Campbell skipping out on Iraq to play football, I'd do the same thing. But I find it curious that the Navy won't let Harris do the same thing. Especially when he's not likely to be used for anything of any value except washing decks. But hey, I'm just a civilian, I'm sure our military totally has everything figured out. I mean, clean decks are critical to our nation's goals in Iraq.
Actually, Naval officers don't generally wash decks. Enlisted sailors do that. And keeping the deck clean is a great way to keep the ship from rusting to pieces from saltwater corrosion and having foreign objects sucked into aircraft engines or having those objects blown into people's eyes. No need to tell us you're civilian: it's blatantly obvious.
Although he hasn’t been told where exactly he’s headed (loose lips sink ships, you know), Harris realizes that his plans for a pro ball career have been washed out.
Actually, he's headed to the USS Ponce (LPD-15), an amphibious dock transport (read: Marine Corps taxi). It's in the Virginian-Pilot article. Get it together, people.


Wait — you were in the military?
Salute the Flag Salute the Fag
Harris definitely fulfills the "Fag" title.
If I was his mother I would just try to get whoever runs the navy fired and then have him transfer so he can sit on his ass for his 3 remaining years of naval service
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Poor little Mitch, with the puppy dog eyes…we wouldn't want him to do his job, now would we?!?
little mitch would need three promotions to be an asshole.
I think he's probably just bitter because the Army is giving preferential treatment to their officers now.
So is he going to forget how to play baseball in a few years when his Naval committment is over? I understand he would like to play ball now, but how old will he be when his commitment is over? 25? I realize his chances will diminish, but its not like he has to stay in the Navy until he's 60.
just what the Navy needs, another whinner
he's just not that crazy about boats, thats all
I can't believe that the navy, after only providing him with one of the most elite educations in the country free of charge, would stoop so low as to expect one of their commissioned officers to honor the very contract he signed. The terrorists have won, people. The terrorists have won.
“I completely understand the policy, but there’s got to be some kind of way you can do both ,” Harris said before the draft.
Yeah dipshit, there is! Do your fucking 5 years, than get the fuck out. God forbid you do your part of the deal! I didn't agree with the other dipshit who got his way with the NFL either. Both of them need to be put on point, or work shotgun in a house clearing team.
tj/
R Kelly found not guilty.
Apparently its legal to screw and piss on a 13 year old and tape it. Note to self: change plans for weekend.
Roger Staubach agrees; an athletic career after the service is impossible.
(Staubach is a notoriously sarcastic bastard)
@HHY,
god bless america
Why doesn't Mitch-ie-poo just come out and admit he's gay? Problem solved.
What?
That arm should come in handy for throwing grenades.
This story infuriates me. He agreed to receive a top-notch education, room, board, clothes, and training, all free-of-charge, in exchange for military service. Fine, you don't want to serve your time? That'll be $200,000, please.
David Robinson didn't have to do HIS full five years because HE loves JESUS.
Navy has purple baseball caps? Isn't there another color that suits them better? What's it called again???
Oh, and Ted Williams says this kid can fuck himself.
And, yes, Uff, I know he was a Marine.
@Tim
Army green?
no, that can't be right…
Having scoured over the deck of a Tico, I can assure those bloggers debris on the deck is a fucking hazard when the damn boat is pitching in a storm. That's the only kind of pitching Mr. New Fucking Officer should be concerned with. He'll never survive in the wardroom.
Pricks probably call a line a rope.
How many years did Ted Williams lose to WWII? Oh yea, Fuck off. Pat Tillman thinks this guy is a piece of shit.
I'm with you 100%, Matt. Same with the Army kid that was drafted in the 7th round, but will be allowed to play. These guys made commitments to their country. They need to honor those commitments. And why didn't this kid go somewhere else to college? A 94mph fastball certainly could've gotten him a scholarship if that's what he was looking for.
USS Ponce? That must be a fancy boat.
I'd try to get out of serving on the Ponce, too, if I were him. I spent a week on it in March because the Commandant thinks we're getting too far away from our naval roots – it's a piece of shit, even by ship standards.
I have no sympathy whatsoever for this guy. He didn't get a scholarship to play baseball, he got his free education to serve in the Navy. If you wanted to play Major League Baseball instead of being in the Navy, then get a baseball scholarship somewhere else. Same thing with the whole Stop/Loss complaints — no one is being forced to do anything they didn't agree to. Stupid ring-knockers.
Stupid ring-knockers.
Edfuckingzachary
Everybody is retarded.
I don't get it, I thought you could just pay $200k to get out of your 5 year commitment. Sounds like a decent starting point for his signing bonus negotiations.
This kid's pitching career is sooooooo Tim Russert.
//too soon?
Well, lifelong, aside from the principle of the matter, and the cost already incurred by the Navy on this guy, there's also the fact that the Navy would be out an officer should this guy renege on his contract.
The Navy has already invested time, money and energy training him at the expense of training someone else. He took one of a limited number of competitive appointments, precluding the Navy from applying the same training he received to another individual. The Navy cannot make that up overnight.
Not only has he used up limited resources which could have been applied to another person, if he gets out of his contract, he will leave the Navy one officer short for at least the next five years. The Navy plans staffing billets years ahead of time. It has been counting on having this guy available to fill an officer slot since the day he enrolled. Where would you propose the Navy find another person, with the education and training this guy now has, to fill the officer slot the Navy had counted on him to work?
I applied to Anapolis.
It takes a LOT of kiss ass to get into the service academies.
So not only did this guy apply for the position but he sucked a lot of ass to get there.
What a fag.
@swing4–yeah, but the Nav would gladly kick this guy–ANY guy–to the curb if they found a picture of him with a gentleman in his mouth. Batter up, Harris–like you'd be the first person who ever gave a hummer to achieve a dream.
@HHWK: +1
@swing4: Whoa…you better take those well thought out, informed opinions elsewhere, young lady.
This is withleather.
/dead hooker joke
Where would you propose the Navy find another person, with the education and training this guy now has, to fill the officer slot the Navy had counted on him to work?
I dunno…Coast Guard?
YUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!
Get some swabby! Time to do what everyone else in the service does and that's called serving! The only thing the US Naval Service and AA ball have in common? COPENHAGEN!
@HoHosWeKnows
I know a guy who had the assignment of validating the claims of recruits who got sick of basic training and would say, "Um, I'm gay. Super gay. Can you kick me out now?" He would have to ask for specific sexual acts, people who could verify the recruit's gayness, and so on. "So, you claim you performed oral sex on John Doe here, can I call him and confirm?" Great gig – I believe Matt knows him as well.
Anyway, it is a pretty obvious answer — this guy just needs to come out of the closet and into the accepting arms of professional sports…
The Navy cannot make that up overnight.
Not only has he used up limited resources which could have been applied to another person, if he gets out of his contract, he will leave the Navy one officer short for at least the next five years. The Navy plans staffing billets years ahead of time. It has been counting on having this guy available to fill an officer slot since the day he enrolled. Where would you propose the Navy find another person, with the education and training this guy now has, to fill the officer slot the Navy had counted on him to work?
Try OCS. Its not that hard to fill another spot, seriously. That being said, he signed for a reason and that reason may have been to play DIV 1 baseball, but it was most definitely not to play professional baseball.
Oh yeah Ufford, that's a pretty good job on this post. Seriously.
He's in the Navy? I work graveyard shifts at a fucking gas station which has a higher fucking mortality rate than bacteria.
all the athletic programs at annapolis are a joke.. they should just let him go.. anyone remember what happened with kyle eckel? the whole academy system is a joke
/class of 2001- 5th, 29th and 28th company
You're right. There's no denying we're at war. Time to live up to your end of the bargain (hear that, David Robinson?). I hope all this whining gets you promoted to PegBoy, First Class.
Mel Gibson, was that even a complete thought?
Navy girls love semen.
@Fierce
Nope. Thoughts are for pussies.