This is a trailer for a movie called Illegal Use of Hands, about a group of sex offenders overcoming hardship by playing on a flag football team together. Honestly, I haven't seen a fake trailer this good since… well, maybe ever. Someone slap Judd Apatow out of his Drillbit Taylor phase and get him to buy the rights to this movie from The Visitor's Locker Room so I can laugh for 90 minutes instead of three. Well, unless it's based on a true story. If that's the case… where do I sign up for the team?


Matt, you can't sign up. The only way you can make this team is if you registered beforehand.
I think Jessica Simpson's dad is the General Manager of that team.
"Why don't you let her decide that?"
"She clearly has."
+100
The Rafael Septien League.
This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man – ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
2:17 = Hud from Cloverfield
Mark Chmura is a shoe-in to be cast as himself.
I'm not entirely sure Joe Simpson can beat out the Hulkster for GM…