Emmanuelle Chriqui threw out the first pitch at what I presume must have been a Dodgers game. Although, knowing her agent, she probably wore the Dodgers cap to an Angels game. Or a minor league hockey game. Why would she throw out a first pitch at a minor league hockey game? Hell, I don't know. I'm not the one that thought it would be a good idea to cast her as the love interest of a closeted boy band singer. But I guess that's what happens when you're a hot actress with no talent. You try to break through to Biel-Alba Land, a magical world where people don't give a crap that you suck because you're so fucking sexy. (Population: me.)
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I also just threw a pitch…in my tent! That is to say, I pitched a tent. In my pants. See, I find her attractive and am sporting a boner to prove it. Fuck yeah, I'm funny.
I'm adding my own personal "Chicks I Would Do" tag
fucking nice
She's already passed Brad Penny in the Dodgers' rotation.
let's get this out of the way; yes!
id rinse her guts
AND FURTHERMORE FUCK THE DODGERS
Sometimes I wonder how my dick stays attached to my body.
This chick is too fat. Gross.
She has a great smile, really the type of girl you could take home and chain up in the basement…
Me "come smell this cologne"
Emmanuelle "smells like… dizzy"
Me "yeah its mostly ether based"
now what to name it?
I would definitly hate fuck her.
/Go Pads
//Cries because a Pads fan
Uff, were is the post about the new MILF Moynahan Pics (KSK). Today sucks and I could really us some of your commenters MILF jokes.
I bet her skin would make a great suit. It looks soft and well moisturized.
What're you, about a size 14?
Hot chick: Check
Hot chick with baseball hat: Check
Hot chick with baseball hat, tank top showing a kick ass rack and stomach: Check check!
All the above, and she is in my basement: Working on it, most definitely.
@pkmcneil25 – Name it Sublime (Date Rape) or Quest (Classic Example of a Date Rape)
"E" is a huge fag, there's no way he bangs her in the real world.
proof there is a God. (and that he hates me)
this is better than the mariah carey bullshit pitch.
Although, knowing her agent, she probably wore the Dodgers cap to an Angels game.
Maybe that's a Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim cap.