SPAIN’S FIESTA IS LADY-FRIENDLY
06.30.08We close the book on the rain-soaked, freaky-ceremonied Euro 2008 tournament with a final round of congratulations to the Spaniards. Inarguably the tourney's best team, Spain's European title will only add to the expectations piled on the shoulders of Cesc Fabregas and Fernando Torres at the 2010 World Cup.
And if a World Cup title means more Spaniards dancing around in their underwear and spraying champagne on each other, then I'd like to get in line for the bandwagon now. Because if there's one thing I love, it's tight-bodied, champagne-soaked soccer players celebrating in their underwear. Listen, it's not gay; they're just celebrating each other's athletic prowess. Surely we can all appreciate that.
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we are seriously due for a sexy ass post after the last 4 posts (soccer, piss drinking, picture of dudes package).
I appreciate it. Probably more than I should, actually.
Party Boy plays for Spain?!
So when are new episodes of Dexter coming out?
The only way this video could be any more gay is if there was a two minute interlude of them sucking each other's cocks. And that would add only about 5% to the gayness, tops.
Watching this video doesn't make you gay, but it doesn't help.
They’re soaked in urine and semen, not champagne.
"Listen, it's not gay; they're just celebrating each other's athletic prowess. Surely we can all appreciate that."
right… and sucking cock is just like a handshake right?
Note to self: Don't shake hands with RV.
right… and sucking cock is just like a handshake right?
Uh huh. And a cock-meat sandwich is just a chicken sandwich made from a rooster.
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet. The dramatic chipmunk video is the only thing that has ever come close to capturing my attention for this long. All the opportunities to post pictures of hot Spaniards you guys wasted? Forgotten.
"You know, Deion, you're a real man."
WDYA… you crafty bastard