Maria Sharapova was ousted in the second round of Wimbledon today, falling to unseeded, unknown, and un-hot Ally Kudryavtseva 6-2, 6-4. It was Sharapova's earliest exit from a Grand Slam event since 2003, her first full season on the WTA tour.
Experts blame the loss on Sharpova's 22 unforced errors and 8 double faults, while I say it was those fugly-ass Mickey Mouse shorts and mesh tuxedo top. Good fucking riddance.
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Next time she'll leave the man-pants at home and actually win. Lesson learned, Maria. Now go home and bake your man a cake.
I blame her fucking Ench-man dog.
"20-year-old Alla Kudryavtseva"… my god, she looks 65
Oh Boy! Looks like someone other than English Futbollers will be hitting the beach a little early. That sure is Swell!
/Mickey Mouse
un-hot Ally Kudryavtseva
Good god is that the understatement of the year. She looked like she was growing spider eggs on her face.
Also, good to be back! Did everyone miss me?
[crickets]
Well, fuck you then.
@phony: Were you one of the ones who lost their password?
Just to make it easy on myself, mine is always "ilovecock"
The name "Kudryavtseva" – did they just pull Scrabble tiles out of a bag to come up with that?
(phony, did your company's server just unblock this site? I access through Bloomberg, and just got back in a day or so ago.)
Kudryavtseva is Russian for "female version of Julian Tavarez"
Sharapova is gone, and that's a tragedy. But she is gone because she had no skirt. She had no halter. And God was watching.
You Rock and thanks !
next time you'll go with the short skirt and give us a little upskiret action, wont you bitch?
I'm hoping she will retire and allow me to do coke off her sweet spot ala Hingis.