I was trying to hail a cab recently when I saw a T-bone car crash right in front of me. And some tightass thought I was a bad person because the first thing out of my mouth was, "So am I the only one with a boner?" My point is, after this morning's amazing bicycle-clearing car wreck photo, this may be the sexiest day this website has ever known.
Here's the Santiago Times on the erotic video above:
Race-car driver Jordi Serón knocked down eight spectators Sunday during the Valdivia Rally. An 11-year-old girl and a 22-year-old man were severely injured. Serón is well known for his racing success and addiction to speed, and did not stop his car after running over the spectators. “I am not worried about what happened,” he said later. “Things like this often happen in this sport. I have nothing else to say for the moment.”
Right on, Jorgi. I saw the way they were dressed. They were totally asking for it. You don't go out to a rally and stand on a corner just to watch the cars go by. Oh no. Subconsciously, they wanted it.
(thanks to Angel Eyes van Cleef)
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fuckers had it coming. They obviously need more practice dodging moving cars, maybe they should start with something easier like dodging bulls. Or hungry fat chicks after you've stolen their KFC bucket…
I am well known for my raping success and addiction to heroine.
eh… the bodies and bikes flailing through the air was better.
and seriously what's up with the sappy ass music playing to this – shouldn't there be a heavy metal soundtrack?
"So am I the only one with a boner?"
Hell no! The moment an eleven year-old girl was mentioned half of your readers were ready for action.
/Most Disturbing Thing I Have Ever Written
RallyCar: Where hit and run driving is OK!
See, I try that excuse when I hit pedestrians and no one buys it. Damn cops.
Wow, he drove away. He drove away. Ok, I thought Pauly jumped the gun a little bit earlier, but now I blame Grand Theft Auto IV.
I too have a pant full of bone!
Cocaine? Speed? In my day we ran over people while we were fucked up on Wild Turkey, and we liked it.
Good to see rally car race fans drink like NASCAR fans (even the eleven year-olds.)
There has to be alcohol involved because that's the only way anyone would play Red Rover with fucking rally cars.
@ Otto Man – focus on the homeless and your results will improve.
It makes me sick to think that someone could cause that kind of damage and not even care. Did you see the quarter panel on the car as it drove away? At the very least it will need to be bondo'ed and painted, if not replaced altogether.
Those spectators should be ashamed of themselves.
Nick Hogan is going to sue them for standing there.
I was ready to get a boner, but the fence prevented anyone from flying through the air. Plus, that music was a bummer. How deflating!
Running over people happens often in that sport??? Good to know
If they die, they die.
***I just crushed a dozen people***
There is a race to be finished lets gets this back on the road.
***Proceeds to grind anyones face/body still stuck under the car as he pulls it back onto track***
Deathrace 2000 just crossed the line into reality
How in the hell could someone be that careless after hitting someone with a car??? That's crazy. I thought I had seen the worst thing ever when I watched this one video where these squirrels were eaten alive. Now, I'm not so sure.
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