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06.24.08 PETE CARROLL IS A SEX-AY, SEX-AY LADE-AY

Maybe it's the short salt-and-pepper hair. Perhaps it's the impish smile. Or it could even be the lustrous vagina. Whatever it is, when USC offensive line coach Pat Ruel looks at Pete Carroll, he knows he's laying eyes one of the most prepossessing women he's even seen. Oooh babe-ay.

"Pete's like a beautiful woman," Ruel said after taking the job. "The closer you get, you better look out. He is very charismatic. He can smile and make you feel like a million dollars."

Yessiree, a million dollars in single bills with Pete's face on the front. That way Ruel can toss it up over his bed and roll around in it. Why won't the world accept his Carrollbucks? Is there not a place for beauty anywhere? *SIGH*

BY: Christmas Ape | TAGS: BRIAN URLACHER, PETE CARROLL, USC

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There are 8 comments about:
PETE CARROLL IS A SEX-AY, SEX-AY LADE-AY

June 24th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

lieutenant winslow says:

by "the world" i assume you excluding every 5 star recruit west of the mississippi

June 24th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

rv says:

so thats how he gets all the best gay players

June 24th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

swanychitown says:

Feeble attempt to hide his boyish chest.

June 24th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Blackcapricorn says:

Man, he has no chest; that is a push up bra if I have ever seen one.

June 24th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

WhyDoYouAsk says:

University of Sodomized Choirboys? Sorry, that sucked. I just hate USC.

June 24th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

reggid says:

Pete, I know you've been all fucked up since Reggie Bush left you for Kim Kardashian, but now you're just embarrassing yourself.

June 24th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

He definitely qualifies as looking like an old lesbian.

June 24th, 2008 at 5:25 pm

reggid says:

To be fair, Reggie still says that Pete has a tighter ass than Kim.

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