06.06.08 PAUL PIERCE IS DRAMATIC

How sad is it that the Yankees are happy to be at .500? I think I just threw up in my mouth, because I feel the same way.

Ana Ivanovic defeated the less-attractive Jelena Jankovic

I always new it. Looks ARE everything!

The NBA looks more and more like the WWF every week.

I suspect there might be more than a few WL readers who would be elated to get down to 500, and, like the Yanks, finally get out of the basement.

Pierce is such a douche.  What are the "gang signs" that holla out "GIANT VAGINA IN THE HIZZY".

Does anyone know where I can get a used wheelchair. It seems I may have tweeked my knee last night during a drunken sex romp and I really want to milk this. You know, maybe make a viral sex tape for the 11 p.m. edition of PornCenter.

How did WL get its hands on Richard Jefferson's MRI results?

That was the worst soccer injury I have ever seen. It took a good 5 minutes to heal. What a freakin hero!

A grown man named Chipper

In other news, SI runs a picture if Jones with the headline Cracker Barrel 

More hilarious:  Dwyane needing a wheelchair for a shoulder injury or Paul Pierce faking an injury that Massholes will defend to the death?

I am reserving comment till we find out how many more cyclists that coke fiend killed.

More hilarious?  Gotta be Pierce….The deciding factor there is seeing him actually jumping up and down celebrating on the sidelines exponentially  increases his Vagina Quotient.

Ryan Malone's nose is not impressed PP.

What a bunch of shit. This series has become the LA Rapers vs the Boston Drama Queens. I wonder how he got elected to fake an injury and the come out like Willis Reed to try to add drama to an already fake NBA finals. Does anybody know where I can find the script to these finals so I can just skip straight to the end instead of waisting my time watching these stupid ass rehearsed games? Pierce rolled on the ground like he was experiencing the same pain as giving birth, gets carried off, gets put into a wheel chair, the guy pushing him is trying to swat away the camera like their the fucking papparazzi, and then he comes back (not limping) to hit 2 three pointers? Give me a fucking break NBA. At least the people in WWE sell their injuries. I'm not convinced by any means the he hurt himself. If you want to tell me Paul Pierce popped his cherry in his vagina I would believe that. Fuck David Stern and the NBA. You guys are ruining this game.

How about his pstgame interview. He was acting like a two year-old who bumped his head. Forgetting he was in pain for a second, then remembering and letting everybody know. What a. . . well, I guess the pic above says it best.

If the NBA is going to start fining players for flopping that need to fine that asshole $3,000,000 for the bullshit stunt he pulled last night. That was a slap to the face of all NBA fans.

Paul Pierce needs to change his name to "The Cunt" instead of "The Truth"!!!!

As a Celtics fan, even I couldn't help laughing at the banner graphic.  Nice.

More douchey: The supposedly injured player or all the "douchebags" here whining about it? (infinite LOLs since douchebag is such a popular term around this dump)

More hilarious: The banner pic or the fact that it took Enrico a full hour before a typically boring anti-Boston comment?

Who's whining? Simply stating the obvious here. The bigger d-bag would be Pierce by far.

Uh-oh….looks like someone's cranky pants are rubbing against their Mangina.

Sounds like someone let their wife borrow his panty liner…

(Sniff sniff)

I would respectfully say that a 184 word bitchfest paragraph about the NBA Finals would classify as "whining" in most parts. 

Wow, overcoming growing up in a crime ridden neighborhood, Staying away from gangs, Beings stabbed in the face neck and back, coming back from life-threatening surgery to play  in the NBA, being fouled and falling into a wooden court only to be shot with painkillers and returning to the game 15 minutes later and being bitch scratched by 7 foot professional athlete. What a pussy.

How come you didn't mention he was stabbed outside a gay bar???  This was the worst thing i've ever seen as far as professional athletes go.  Come on.  What a bitch. 

The only thing that's going to make this worse is that either Garnett, Pierce, or Allen is going to play through the flu within the next couple of games and hit a big shot to win another game.  I'll actually include the raper in with the big 3 as far as getting the flu.

David Stern needs to smack these guys with his cock or something.

How come you didn't mention he was stabbed outside a gay bar???  This was the worst thing i've ever seen as far as professional athletes go.  Come on.  What a bitch. 

The only thing that's going to make this worse is that either Garnett, Pierce, or Allen is going to play through the flu within the next couple of games and hit a big shot to win another game.  I'll actually include the raper in with the big 3 as far as getting the flu.

David Stern needs to smack these guys with his cock or something.