As economic giants go, China is the #1 country in the world if you're looking for a double dose of human rights violations and shameless destruction of natural resources with industrial pollution. That's why this summer will be the most entertaining Olympics ever. Which will harm a world-class athlete first: a grim-faced riot cop, or nuclear waste?
The latest feather in the cap for the Beijing Olympics is the current condition of the waters of Qingdao, where the Olympic sailing regatta will take place. It's a lovely place, if you like your bodies of water choked with a gigantic algal bloom. But don't worry! The Chinese have people on the job. Thousands and thousands of people.
Media reports estimate as many as 20,000 people have either volunteered or been ordered to participate in the operation, while 1,000 boats are scooping algae out of the Yellow Sea. The country’s official news agency, Xinhua, reported that algae currently covers a third of the coastal waters designated for the Olympic competition…
Yuan Zhiping, an official with the Qingdao Olympics Sailing Committee, told reporters on Sunday that the government would attempt to block algae from floating into the Olympic sailing area by installing a fenced perimeter in the sea that is more than 30 miles long.
Well, that sounds sensible. A 30-mile fence in the sea. Why don't they just put a roof over the country so it doesn't rain? Or a big dome over Beijing so they can air-condition the entire city? Or… or… a gigantic wall across the country to keep invaders out? Yeah, that'll work. Idiots.

Yeast Infection – out for season.
volunteered or been ordered to participate
Well now we're just splitting hairs. You say simantics, I say communist regime.
China is the #1 country in the world if you're looking for a double dose of human rights violations and shameless destruction of natural resources with industrial pollution
whoa, whoa… he's still got 7 more months in office. let's not count him out just yet
Or… or… a gigantic wall across the country to keep invaders out?
Stupid Mongoreans!
Also, excellent caption (even though Paris's vag crust is more mauve-colored)
"Go clean up the algae shit-head, thanks for volunteering."
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Thank god the algae has no way of regenerating itself once the majority of it has been scooped out of the water.
+1 wdya – and fuck you for beating me to it.
I'm more upset about sailing being an Olympic sport than I am about China being the #1 country in the world of human rights violations and shameless destruction of natural resources with industrial pollution.
Couldn't be any worse than the Polish Olympic Team's efforts to train it's water-skiers.
If theres algae on the water, sail on!
@Punch: How did the Polish team train its water-skiers?
"You fat cats didn't finish your plankton."
//Chuck Garabedian
i cant wait to see all the scandals arise out of this coming olympics
More importantly, what's air-condotion? Is it a lotion? Is it a potion? Tune in at 7 to find out!!!
@WDYA
It was impossible, they couldn't find any lakes with hills in them.
I was in Beijing a couple of weeks ago and when we asked the hotel concierge what kind of weather we could expect that day, her answer was "sandy." Not "hot" or "humid" or even "smoggy." Nope, the answer was "Sandy."
(It seems that when it's windy in the city, there is much sand blown in from surrounding deserts, which makes the air gritty. Olympians are really in for a treat. Although, the Bird's Nest & Water Cube are pretty awesome looking.)