The NBA will be briefly interesting tonight, as some of the guys you may remember from this past March and April will hold jerseys in front of their chests and shake hands with Machiavellian shithead David Stern.
The draft has already sparked some trades, as the Pacers and raps swapped Jermaine O'Neal and TJ Ford, while the Nets are shipping Richard Jefferson to the Bucks for Yi Jianlan and Bobby Simmons. Meanwhile, the buzz is that the Bulls will definitely take Derrick Rose #1, while Pat Riley is giving into senility in order to take OJ Mayo over Michael Beasley.
Oh , who am I kidding? It's not remotely interesting. I'm going to spend thirty seconds looking at a list of names and teams tomorrow morning, and I'm going to know just as much as everyone who spends two hours watching the draft tonight. Thirty fucking seconds and I'll be an expert. Meanwhile some retards are going to watch the whole thing and complain about ESPN's coverage. Hey dumbasses, don't watch it. The thing about jerseys and David Stern? That's all that fucking happens. Sports fans have gotta be some of the dumbest people on the planet.
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how the hell do you make mayonassie out of orange juice?
Sports fans have gotta be some of the dumbest people on the planet.
Extended warranty — how can I lose???
That sound you hear is the ringing of cash registers at sex shops all across Wisconsin as the state's homosexual population stocks up on lube and anal beads in preparation for the Richard Jefferson era.
Pat Riley, you are a fucking idiot.
I fully expect the Suns to pick up one of the Lopez twins to fulfill the Sun's contractual obligation to Shaq's that requires one former Stanford basketball player to be the butt of his jokes.
In some gay bar, Vince Carter quietly weeps into a steelworker's arms realizing that his bottom bitch has left him.
@Enrico -
You know what they say – when one asshole closes, another one opens up. So to speak.
Hey dumbasses, don't watch it.
Can't say you didn't warn me.
SAS is always a nice touch. If anyone wants two tv's, slightly used, 1 half empty bottle of Blue comes free with each slightly tarnished screen.
THIS TEAM JUST DRAFTED YOU! THEY DON'T HAVE A STAR IN YOUR POSITION! WHAT CAN YOU DO TO HELP THIS TEAM!?!?
Stop yelling at me doucheroo
Go raps, Welcome J.O.
/done… i've been drinking.
I fully expect the Suns to pick up one of the Lopez twins to fulfill the Sun's contractual obligation to Shaq's that requires one former Stanford basketball player to be the butt of his jokes.
WHO DA MAN
I was gonna watch because of the Stephen A. Smith hecklers, but hell I can just catch up with them next week on YouTube.
I'M STEPHEN A. SMITH!!! EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!!!
nothing tops Joe Dumars in this draft. Dude actually drafts a narcoleptic, academically ineligible fucktarded head of lettuce from some god unknown school that probably specializes in sodomy and inbreeding.
and it still isnt as bad as picking Darko Milicec with the #2 overall pick