Euro 2008 – In capturing the country's first Euro title in 44 years, Spain vanquished all their long-held curses: winning on June 22, then winning with the unlucky yellow jerseys. Yesterday, in a game that was billed to be open and fast-paced, it turned out to be a fairly stolid affair almost entirely dominated by the Spaniards. Fernando Torres got the game's only goal with a forceful drive through Philipp Lahm, then deftly flicking it over German keeper Jens Lehmann. The German's Michael Ballack, whose status was questionable coming in, had to leave just before half with a bloody cut on his head. His injury prevented him for bolstering an anemic German attack. He'll just have to keep getting used to finishing second. Lehmann, who was tormented by Torres throughout the match and was a bit fortunate to only have given up one goal, announced his retirement afterwards. I hear they like retired Germans in Argentina.
MLB – The Cubs and the White Sox have now traded homefield sweeps in the same month. The Sox completed theirs at The Cell last night with a 5-1 win in which all their runs coming via the long ball. The all-time series remains tied at 33-33… The Nats have become quite proficient at getting wins in the walk-off variety, if not wins in general. Yesterday, it was Ronnie Belliard hitting a two-run homer in the bottom of the 12th to give the Nationals their eighth final at-bat victory of their 18 home wins… The Angels hold the Dodgers to three hits and actually win this time!…The Rays took two of three from the Pirates and the Red Sox dropped another to the Astros as Tampa leapfrogged Boston into first in the AL East in advance of the three-game set between the teams beginning today.
Assorted sports I scarcely care about – 19-year-old InBee Parks wins U.S. Women's Open… Kurt Busch wins rain-shortened Lenox Industrial Tools 301

Is Wimbledon over yet? Can I get my Mike & Mike back for fucks sake!?!?!?
So you're the guy who watches Mike & Mike.
thanks for not posting or linking to a picture of InBee Park. She is fugly as hell.
She's not that bad… And she would probably wouldn't charge that much for full service.
Argentina = Nazi Florida
Cubs vs Whitesox = World Series
InBee Park = Definitely not a boner.
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Wait wait, the "Lenox Industrial Tools 301"? That's actually the name of a race?
+1 for the picture of Spain, even if it's the least hot one you possibly could have used
+1 for the Monty Python reference
+1 for alluding to Argentine harboring of Nazis
I never knew that Mike Gravel coached the Spanish team.
ballack sucks cock. he will never win anything for germany.
Congratulations, Spain, now get your asses back into some Italian restaurant kitchen where you belong.