The Sun UK notes that former heavyweight champ and current heavyweight Mike Tyson was "getting it on," as the kids say, in a swanky London Club with Big Brother (UK) cast-off Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. For those not in the know, the British version of Big Brother is just like the American one, except people watch it. But reality TV whores know no national boundaries, so it's no surprise that Aisleyne's job these days seems to be wearing a bikini. Often without a top (NSFW link, for those with reading comprehension problems). NOTE: Plenty more SFW Aisleyne HERE.
A source who saw the couple canoodling told us: "Mike had two enormous bouncers flanking the table and proceeded to snog the ear, neck and mouth of his date….who was Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. They stayed until after 3am, working their way through a bottle of Cristal."
After the two left, the tough guy from Brookyln bought Aisleyne a rose, before they jumped in a car together and disappeared into the night.
In case anyone's forgotten, Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist with rampant drug and alcohol problems who looks like this. His entire life is basically a big FUCK YOU for every responsible decision you're ever made. Enjoy your mortgage, sucker.