MIKE SCIOSCIA HAS SAUSAGE FINGERS
06.12.08
USA Today has a glowing feature on Angels manager Mike Scioscia today — does USA Today do anything but glowing features? — and the former Dodgers catcher deflects his immense success with hearty doses of self-deprecation… And hearty doses of gravy! Fatty!
"I don't wear my World Series rings anymore," says Scioscia, who actually proposed to Anne, his wife of 23 years, over a drive-through dinner at In-N-Out Burger. "I'm too fat. They don't fit."
Awww, give the lardass a break. He deserves to treat himself after recovering from radiation sickness.
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Did I make the team?
You sure did!
Yeah…in your face Strawberry!
Wait, are you Ken Grifffey Jr.?
No.
Oh….sorry to get your hopes up.
Tony Gwyn has the same problem with his rings…oh wait he never wona WS.
I hate you Tony Gwyn!!
Boom Baba, Boom Baba Boom! Hey Lardass, boy are you fat! Boom Baba Boom Baba Boom.
You know what they say; big hands and big feet means…you probably have diabetes.
In-N-Out Burger kicks ass, if you've never had a double-double from there I weep for you.
In-n-Out rocks, eagerly awaited here in NYC.
Just remember, if you rub it on the paper and it turns clear, its your window to weight gain!
@Blackcapricorn, will it ever make its way out here to the East coast?
Fuck In-N-Out, I'd rather have a Krusty gelatinated, non-dairy, gum-based beverage.
@UU- I dated a girl briefly who did an indepth interview on the family that owns it (all the stores in the West are owned by the fam not franchises). Long story short, now that Ma In-n-Out kicked the bucket in 2006, if the kids want to get out of ownership (which it seems that they do) and sell their shares the CFO is pro-franchising which means In-n-Out for everybody!
thanks BC, I might look into opening one here in upstate NY
Hey Scioscia I dont get it. You're a ringer, but you're here every night in the core, busting your butt hauling radioactive waste
F Scioscia. Everytime an Angel game is broadcast anywhere, we're forced to listen to the announcer of the day wax poetic about how this guy has practically invented a new style of baseball. Stealing bases, sac bunts, hit and run plays, get em' on, get em' over, get em' in and so on. It's called the NATIONAL LEAGUE you fucking morons!
UU- Albany definitely needs a GOOD franchise for once not just another crappy Cheesecake Factory and I think I would have to move back there if INO moved there. I also want a Mighty Taco to make its way down to the City as well (speaking of all things Upstate).
Agreed, however no Mighty Taco here in Albany. You still have to go to Buffalo for those.
Nationwide In-N-Out will not be the same as West Coast In-N-Out because they won't be able to get the same fresh ingredients. the secret is the cheese. The fries marry the awesomeness of McDonald's fries and the awesomeness of Potato Sticks The milshakes could run for president and win.
I would like to officially pile on (har!) to the lovefest for In-N-Out. In addition to having the best burgers, their employees are always very friendly and polite (not surly, like normal teens).
I think many of the In-N-Out kids move on to perform in Hooray For Everything.
To further Tim's thought, you also aren't going to get the happy employees because the weed on the east coast blows compared to the west and southwest.
I too have my doubts that expansion would well serve the brand but I just want to act like a cool kid in NYC and order off the secret menu and hopefully score a date that way. Is that so wrong?
What the fuck did I come here to read viral In-N-Out advertisements for?
Jesus Christ! Getting finger fucked by Scioscia must feel like getting ass raped by a Pringles can.