As promised, Maria Sharapova shunned the traditional flattering tennis dress in favor of extremely ugly shorts at Wimbledon yesterday.  She paired it with a tuxedo-inspired top because, hey, Wimbledon's dressy and shit.  From the wire report:

"I'm very inspired by menswear this year," Sharapova said.

Inspired by men swear?!?  Lady, have I got the website for you!  What?  Oh.  Well, that's not nearly as fun.

"Every year at Wimbledon I want to do something classy. I've never worn shorts before at a Grand Slam and Wimbledon is the place to do it."

Well, this should resolve the falling out I had with my sister about what I wore to her wedding.  She said a tuxedo shirt with the sleeves cut off WASN'T classy.