As promised, Maria Sharapova shunned the traditional flattering tennis dress in favor of extremely ugly shorts at Wimbledon yesterday. She paired it with a tuxedo-inspired top because, hey, Wimbledon's dressy and shit. From the wire report:
"I'm very inspired by menswear this year," Sharapova said.
Inspired by men swear?!? Lady, have I got the website for you! What? Oh. Well, that's not nearly as fun.
"Every year at Wimbledon I want to do something classy. I've never worn shorts before at a Grand Slam and Wimbledon is the place to do it."
Well, this should resolve the falling out I had with my sister about what I wore to her wedding. She said a tuxedo shirt with the sleeves cut off WASN'T classy.