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Marcus Bent has spent his career getting bounced around from team to team in England, and he's also made his way around the bouncier side of the WAG circuit. Having parted with Danielle Lloyd last year, Bent is now enjoying round two of his relationship with Gemma Atkinson, who's famous for… uh… (don't say big boobs don't say big boobs) … having big boobs? (DAMN!)
I guess this story doesn't really have to do with any actual sports news, but I'm pretty sure I don't feel like apologizing for that. You don't have to like soccer to like soccer players on vacation with hot chicks. But hey, if you want sports news, I can do sports news. Check this out: All-Star races tighen in AL. Whoaaa! Someone slow this news cycle down! I can't handle the excitement!
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They wouldn't stand for that shit at LSU.
/LSU < UNC < Fresno?
More like "Mark-ass".
IN all reality, having big boobs IS what she is famous for.
Take notes out there you flat-chested girls with low self-esteem.
I prefer my WAG's without clothing…or skin.
These broads are worse than the puck bunnies in high school.
I betcha he's suckin' on a peppermint…. MMmmmm…..
Is that Ronaldo in the background?
Oh no, it's just a fish trapped on the beach.
*note: no actual fish seen in pictures thanks
His chest/torso region is pretty awesome as well. Just saying.
shes gone from Cristiano Ronaldo, Fernando Torres, Didier Drogba and Alan Smith to this schmuck?
talk about moving down the fucking foodchain
Some soccer player appears in 5 of those thumbnails and from the looks of it, he could have been cropped out of all but one of those pictures. I wouldn't have missed him.
Bent is now enjoying round two of his relationship with Gemma Atkinson, who's famous for… uh…
her round two?
"Now baby tell me watcha wanna do?"
/US—–HER—–RA–YM—-OND……..
Big boobs, cankles and a fugly grill, might've known she'd end up a Snicker Licker.
I like how she's checking out her own ass in the one pic. damned conceited bitch.
Idiotic tribal tattoo – check. Stupid stomach tattoo a la Tupac – check. Name on arm tattoo just in case one would forget their first name – check. God awful "board shorts" on guy who doesn't "board" – check. Ultra-played out dual diamond earrings – check. Leopard hair cut? – check. Do the math…subtract the 5… carry the 2, take the square root and that equals one superdouche with a hot babe. Weird how that works. I wouldn't have thought that was the result. I see where I messed up. I forgot to raise all that to the power of $$$? Ahhhh. Makes sense now.