Comments on: LEFTY USED RIGHTY FOR KILLIN’ VARMINT

By: Warthog from Hell

Warthog from Hell — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:08:54 +0000

Like Lefty, I have to use my right hand when squeezing my squirrel. When I use my left, I just destroy the nuts.

By: lieutenant winslow

lieutenant winslow — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:58:16 +0000

little known fact: before becoming a blogging legend, ufford paid the bills by making soft core porn under the stage name "dapper dan"

By: AllWhoYonder

AllWhoYonder — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:50:41 +0000

"we ran across a whole… gopher village"

By: Pauly

Pauly — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:40:05 +0000

Your move Bo Jackson.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:35:30 +0000

"We thought … you was … a tooooaaaddd."

By: swanychitown

swanychitown — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:20:42 +0000

" I'm lucky if I can gun down a couple hookers with a my non-throwing hand"

This is why you caste their feet in cement first, that way there is no chance of escape on the way to the harbor. Jeeze APE, chapter 2 in Doogie's Guide to Hooker Hunts.

By: JonathanWK

JonathanWK — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:14:37 +0000

Wow. All that brain & nerve tonic the old-timey players drank must've paid off. Chock full of proteins and electromagnetic juices, as I recall. Granted, it was known to cause gigantism, but only in rare cases.

By: Yamabushi

Yamabushi — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:12:53 +0000

and by 'squirrels' he means 'colored folk'.

By: lieutenant winslow

lieutenant winslow — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:06:39 +0000

Miss once and next thing you know they'll be a flurry of press-on nails in your eye.

and on the 6th day, the lord created roofies.

By: UpstateUnderdog

UpstateUnderdog — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:05:56 +0000

"rawboned", thats what I call banging the wife without a rubber.