The woman pictured here, at least circa 1987, is Susan Sykes, better known to lovers of back-killing breasts as Busty Heart. Back then, she planted her boulder-holder bra on Jack Nicholson's head after Jack fake-mooned the Boston Garden crowd during the NBA Finals that year.  I'm sure he hated that. Welp, she's planning on doing it again if Jack makes a return visit to Boston. and just like Jack, she's seen better days (some NSFW).

“I hope Jack Nicholson does go to the Garden,” Heart said yesterday from her island home in Woolwich, Maine. “I’d bring him a new bra if he showed up. That’s what I would have in store – a new basketball bra with better bounce.”

Today Heart, now 47, owns a nightclub, Busty Heart’s Place in Turtle Point, Penn. She’s appeared on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” and on “The Man Show” on Comedy Central, where she busted beer cans with her breasts. This summer, she will appear on “America’s Got Talent” on NBC.

That's not the end of the crazy women hazing for the Lakers, as Don Chavez (if the site ever gets back up) has designed a mask of Vanessa Curry, the alleged Kobe Bryant mistress, for Celtics fans to wear. Or beat off to. Whatevs. Careful about poking the Mamba, Boston. He'll poke you back in unpleasant places. 

[SportsbyBrooks]