06.05.08 LADIES LOVE TORMENTING THE LAKERS
The woman pictured here, at least circa 1987, is Susan Sykes, better known to lovers of back-killing breasts as Busty Heart. Back then, she planted her boulder-holder bra on Jack Nicholson's head after Jack fake-mooned the Boston Garden crowd during the NBA Finals that year. I'm sure he hated that. Welp, she's planning on doing it again if Jack makes a return visit to Boston. and just like Jack, she's seen better days (some NSFW).
“I hope Jack Nicholson does go to the Garden,” Heart said yesterday from her island home in Woolwich, Maine. “I’d bring him a new bra if he showed up. That’s what I would have in store - a new basketball bra with better bounce.”
Today Heart, now 47, owns a nightclub, Busty Heart’s Place in Turtle Point, Penn. She’s appeared on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” and on “The Man Show” on Comedy Central, where she busted beer cans with her breasts. This summer, she will appear on “America’s Got Talent” on NBC.
That's not the end of the crazy women hazing for the Lakers, as Don Chavez (if the site ever gets back up) has designed a mask of Vanessa Curry, the alleged Kobe Bryant mistress, for Celtics fans to wear. Or beat off to. Whatevs. Careful about poking the Mamba, Boston. He'll poke you back in unpleasant places.
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LADIES LOVE TORMENTING THE LAKERS
Good luck with all that, Jack.
While we're talking about dried up no talent women with unusually large chests, whatever happened to Morgana the kissing bandit?
What ever happened to Chesty LaRue and Tits McGee?
@UU: They changed their names to Busty St. Clair and Hootie McBoob.
WOW. Broad's really worked at some busted ass strip joints in her time.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
TITS!!!!!
@WWSM, I'm guessing sucking dick for crystal meth, but then again who isn't these days?
*I'm guessing she's
Seen better days? Where does she do her recruiting? Transylvania? Chernobyl? She should rename her club Heart of Darkness. The horror.
@UU: At least she's getting Crystal Meth out of it. Tony Parker does it just to stay in the country.
(Because he married Eva, you see. And she has a cock.)
Ten bucks says that Jack destroyed her sphincter.
Ya' see, the clovers will go right over your nipples… Oh.
I'm actually the one that destroyed her sphincter, not Uncle Jack
/Buck Swope
"Stop saying
pornographystripper! Why are you doing this to me? I am anactor. dancer. I am anactor. dancer."+1 for the celts here, the other boston teams can suck it!
as Don Chavez (if the site ever gets back up)
Are they using that shit hole of a server that WL had a while back?
Unpleasant places? Like the backseat of aVolkswagen?
PUT 'EM ON THE GLASS!
busted beer cans with her breasts
Try doing that with your nut sack….Not fun…..
16 comments, and I knew Chesty LaRue would be off the board. Thanks for not disappointing, folks.
From her website, I think we can officially declare that gravity is no longer a "theory."
That website is the worst thing I've ever seen.
And I sat through Teen Wolf Too.
Mother of God. William Murderface Murderface Murderface is correct, by the time I finished scrolling down that website I was actually preferring her sagging dugs to the 'young' dancers working at that shitpit right now. Sweet lord, cluster bomb that place riki-tik.
is this whatthis website has come down to? gratuitous objectification of women?
+10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
NOT SEXY. DO NOT WANT
Busty's is one of the finest strip clubs in Northwest Pennsylvania. It was the first strip club I ever went to so it holds a special place in my heart. You go once for the rock bottom prices and because you are hammered. You keep going back for the
possibilitycertainty that you will see someone from your high school stripping there.It was the first strip club I ever went to
well, now we know why your penis looks like hamburger. next time, use a condom.
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