The World Series of Poker is underway, and it's certainly too exhausting to cover in any sort of detail until the first 80 events are done and the Main Event is winnowed down to the final table from 200,000 douchebags calling every all-in.

However, for those of you in need of more poker updates, I'd recommend getting your info from Lacey Jones, the model/poker pro who's blogging for Wicked Chops Poker.  This photo of her in lacy body paint (lacy… Lacey… Ohhhhh, NOW I get it) is what douchebag bloggers would call an "exclusive first look."  But let's not kid ourselves.  We ain't the first to see her this undressed.  There isn't a hot woman inside the Las Vegas city limits who hasn't been photographed naked.  At least, I hope that's the case.  If not, they should form a committee to take care of that. 

I call chairman.