06.30.08 KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS GOLFING, NOT BAD
Kristin Cavallari, whose name I almost always write "calamari," was the focal of a show called Laguna Beach, which I was certain was the stupidest fucking thing ever put on television. I even said to myself, "Self, there's no possible way MTV can make a stupider, more pointless show than this." Then MTV made The Hills. Touché, MTV. Well played.
Kristin showed up at the Irie Weekend Celebrity Golf Tournament in Miami this past weekend. Other "celebrities" in attendance included Kevin Federline, Nick Cannon, Danny Masterson (more like ASSterson! Yeah!), and Brody Jenner. And if you know who all those people are, you know that it's really too bad Miami wasn't consumed by fire and swallowed into the ocean this weekend. I know it's a fun city to party in and all that, but I think we can agree that it would have been worth it.
Anyway, Kristin's looking pretty good for a stereotypical attractive blonde girl. You can tell she's a serious golfer because she's wearing her nicest pair of wedges. Hey, maybe they're her SAND WEDGES! (…no? All right, I'll show myself out.)
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KRISTIN CAVALLARI IS GOLFING, NOT BAD
Kevin Federline is by far the biggest celebrity at that thing = they probably should have cancelled or that is the worst charity ever
I'd
plowplay through.I like the way she grips a shaft.
And the way she does that thing with her tongue.
That dude behind her sure does love his penis.
Ponch wants his shades back.
Bonus points for thumbnail 4 pointing to an upskirt shot.
I'd like to request a "fingercuffs" photoshopping of thumbnail #5. Thank you to whoever takes on this important mission.
If there was only some way of capturing the irrational sense of rage I feel when I see photos of this chick or Lauren Conrad, you could reverse-engineer the most magnificent steroids the world has ever seen.
Am I to believe that she made the putt ? Bah, never mind, back to contemplating how much of my nutsack I could fit into that mouth.
What is up with her midget sausage fingers?
Nice shoes, bitch. You're destroying the green.
mmmm cameltoe….
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