Randy Couture may be one of the greatest fighters in UFC history, but on Saturday night it was his wife Kim who had the attention of the mixed martial arts world. And not in a particularly good way. Kim Couture made her pro debut against fellow rookie Kim Rose, and Rose left Couture worse for the wear in winning a unanimous decision.
As the bout opened, [Rose] came storming in with an overhand right that found its mark and crumbled Couture to the canvas. She immediately followed with a flurry of hammer blows, but Couture somehow held on and weathered the storm.
Little did anyone know at the time, Couture not only suffered a broken nose in the exchange, but the bone-crushing overhand right, according to her Xtreme Couture teammate Brice Ritani-Coe, actually split her lower jaw bone in the middle of her chin.
So… I guess props to Couture for going the full three rounds with a broken nose? I've never been punched in the nose, but I can imagine the pain. I popped a zit inside my nostril once, and I cried for like 30 minutes.
[Flatusyahu via on 205th; lame video at FanHaus]
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She still looks better than Amy Winehouse…
I'd still hit it.
Kim and I have much in common. I, too, have had my nose and jaw broken…by a woman.
That broad can take a punch! I pass. After our night together in my basement, she might, just might, live through the beating and subsequent drowning, ala Rasputin.
Not pictured: Dignity.
why couldnt this have happened to Paris "Spoiled Cunt" Hilton or Kim "Monster Ass" Kardashian?
id buy that for a dollar
@RV
I don't think Kim or Paris's asses are worth a dollar.
Also not pictured: Hamper full of dirty laundry and sink full of dishes
/domestic violence joke
Things I Could Have Learned From Doogie: Blood in her hair is kinda hot.
I find it hard to believe no one's ever punched Ufford square in the snot locker.
@MKF, you forgot no dinner on the table
Obviously the jelly doughnut is henceforth stricken from Randy's acceptable sexual maneuvers list.
Inexplicably two dogs in a bathtub remains
It's obvious she fell.
Why does this picture look so damn familiar? I know I have seen this look before.
Eh, wake me when she has semen in her hair.
KIM COUTURE USED TO BE PRETTY
Are you saying she usd to be Hot Couture?
where are the pictures of the after-beating?
Yes, I still would.