KICKBOXING IS GREAT FOR CHILDREN
06.18.08I'm not quite sure what the point of me writing text is when the video is just a kid getting awesomely kicked in the face, but here it is: a kid getting kicked in the face.
What a terrific sport. No, not kickboxing. Kickboxing sucks. I'm talking about the noble sport of kicking kids in the face. It's a time-honored tradition that goes all the way back to that time I went to a playground during recess.
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That kid shouldn't have messed with the Zohan.
YOU'RE THE BEST!!! AROUND!! NOTHINGS EVER GOING TO KEEP YOU DOWN!!!
Kid's gonna have a st-st-studder the rest of his fucking life.
SWEEP THE LEG!!!!!!
Something tells me Daniel LaRusso is not impressed.
"Bobby – I want him out of commission."
Something tells me Chuck Norris is not impressed either.
Next up: Chong Li
Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!
Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!
Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
NO, SENSEI!
We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy
"You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend"
better get him a body bag! (high pitched laughter)
Did Phil Jackson coach the one in white?
The motherly shriek is icing on this sweet, sweet cake.
and the secret to understanding quantum physics is (whap) i eat crayons
I like how the ref took the time to count out the kid who is clearly knocked the fuck out.