Last night's Daily Show opened with Jon Stewart (a Mets fan) talking about Willie Randolph's firing yesterday. Stewart shows off a little, if you ask me. "Ooh, look at me, I can tell jokes about sports without mentioning dead hookers!" Well la dee dah Mister King of Comedy. Why don't YOU try blogging all day.
As an aside, Stewart also interviewed Lara Logan (BAM). "Ooh, look at me, I can sit next to a hot blonde from South Africa and talk about international strife. I'm so deep!" Jerk.
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j stewart = dbag
Explain to me how he is fired, yet John Gibbons still has a fucking job?
screw that… jon stewart is hilarious
One time at work a girl sat down next to me in the lunch room and I didn't murder her.
you get a call at 3.15 in the morning… that's for sex (nice one)
Proving he can also dish sports, Sean Hannity opened his show by stuffing a softball up his ass.
I haven't seen a Jewish man this upset over an African-American's demise since David Stern killed that hooker.
Damn, I really can't comment here without mentioning dead whores
I've never seen so many dead hookers as I did that day (overnight) in David Stern's office.
who do you want picking up the phone at 3 am?
not willie randolph
Hugh G. Reckshin is a huge Fox News fan, I reckon.
Oh, and Mets fans: I think I speak for all White Sox fans–
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You think Willie was bad? Wait until you get a few months of Jerry Manuel's maangerial stylings!
hardaway
not really….but definitley not a limp wristed liberal pussy
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She's smart, hot, curses like a sailor, and is armed with an armor-piercing rpg…
Lara Logan, I love you!
""Ooh, look at me, I can sit next to a hot blonde from South Africa and talk about international strife. I'm so deep!" Jerk."
Bono's been doing that for like 20 years now too. Hey, we get the picture that you care about the rest of the world. You don't have to tell us every time you go do it. Fucking cockfag.
/sorry for the rant, it was kind of relevant though I guess
Hugh G. Reckshin
ahh another limp-wristed impotent pseudo-conservative pussy….get to the back of the line
Speaking of fire, Mr. Stewart going to have Marilyn Manson drop by anytime soon?
yes. but what people fail to realize is that 3 am eastern is 11 pm west coast time. so he was really just fired after their game against the LA Angels of ANaheim.
Forget Deadspin editor, The Daily Show anchor chair is the ultimate get.
How does this idiot keep his job? excellant dig on Sean Hannity used to listen to him then it dawned on me what a self rightous douche he reallly is. Hey Sean! shove Jon Stewart up your ass.