JASON PETER KNEW HOW TO PARTY
06.09.08
Jason Peter was an All-America at Nebraska before the Panthers made him their #1 draft pick in 1998. His injury-plagued career lasted only four years… but his drug abuse alone should be able to land him in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. From Peter's new memoir:
When you swallow sixty Vicodin, twenty sleeping pills, drink a bottle of vodka, and still survive, a certain sense of invulnerability stays with you. When you continue to use drugs with the kind of reckless determination that I did, the limit to how much heroin or crack you can ingest is not defined by dollar amounts but by the amounts your body can withstand without experiencing a seizure or respiratory failure.
SI's Peter King followed up with an interview:
Vicodin. Ambien. Cocaine. Crack. Heroin. GHB, the date-rape drug. Lots of others I've never heard of… Nights and weeks with prostitutes so numerous … well, so numerous that his Madame at a high-rolling Manhattan brothel ran out of girls for him…
It got to the point, he told me, "where it was easier to buy five eight-balls of cocaine than it was to buy 500 Vicodin.'' That's what led to the rampant drug use.
That's what's so great about cocaine: you don't need a prescription. Of course, it would be wrong to lionize Peter just because he took lots of drugs and used every whore in a brothel… but you've gotta admit, that sounds pretty cool. Normal people don't survive that. It's like they cross-bred Amy Winehouse with Secretariat.

Did he inject heroin into his eyeball because all the other veins were tapped out?
If not, Keith Richards is not impressed. Or conscious, for that matter.
Keith Richards WOULD be impressed, had Mr.Peter snorted the remains of at least one of the whores at that brothel!
Courtney Love says unless you've snorted the mortal remains of your one and only true love who has been stored upon the fireplace mantle for over a decade, then awoke so disoriented that you whip up a cover story that the ashes have been stolen, then you truely haven't partied… You fucking pussy.
If he played baseball he'd be a MVP candidate.
@swanychitown, where do bad folks go when they die?
My guess is, somewhere in OH-IO!!
When you swallow sixty Vicodin, twenty sleeping pills, drink a bottle of vodka, and still survive…
Otherwise known as "the Lindsay Lohan Experience."
So when are the Bengals going to have this guy in for a try-out?
The Lindsay Lohan experience also includes 20-100mLs of semen.
Sounds like he's pulling a James Frey to me. Yeah, you could buy five eight-balls instead of 500 vicodin, only problem is the high is completely different. $10 says most of this is bullshit.
I've got ten bucks saying that Peter and David Boston took GHB themselves and raped each other.
@TP
Not entirely sure, but I know there is a big guy named Earl there waiting for them.
sixty Vicodin, twenty sleeping pills, drink a bottle of vodka
(Don't they call that an Amy Winehouse?)
Dammit.
It's like they cross-bred Amy Winehouse with Secretariat.
Next time, save time and type "Sarah Jessica Parker".
what, no snorting ants off the sidewalk?
@Lance: I'm with you…..60 vicodin, 20 sleeping pills, and a bottle of vodka, and you're still alive? Sure.
The only thing less believable in the story is that King refers to GHB as 'the date rape drug'. Every drug goes good with date rape.
he still doesnt have shit on josh hamilton.
I also call BS on this one. Toxicology report or it didn't happen.
Ozzy Osbourne thinks this is bullshit…You start biting heads off, and snorting lines of ants, and STILL perform..Than he would be impressed
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i am gonna call bullshit on buying 5 eight-balls. that would cost anywhere from 800-1000$, any good drug user knows you can get an ounce for that. why would you buy 5 eight balls? get a fucking half ounce and go from there retard
Fuck being president. I want my kids to be this guy!
The Lindsay Lohan experience also includes 20
-100mLs of semen.Fixed
New memior? I'm gonna go with "ghost writer" on this one.
The guy's a total failure at suicide, which is what he was trying all along.
Mr. and Mrs. Peter must be so proud of their sons.