While all those other European national teams are busy with Euro 2008, English soccer stars continue with their rigorous off-season of getting tan. Liverpool's god of the pitch Stephen Gerrard is on vacation in Miami with wife Alex Curran-Gerrard, who worships his credit cards. It's good to see Stephen still asserting himself with his wife, even if he IS using one of my textbook moves. Girls like it when you grab their ass and make a big fart noise. Especially girls lying next to muscular dudes with cauliflower ear. Seriously, try it sometime. You'll get so much tail, dude.
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She also courteously keeps a ready-to-guzzle shot of his semen on the table, right next to her Vitamin Water.
It must be nice to be able to come over to The States and be able to get around without being hassled because nobody recognizes you, or gives a shit.
In order to squeeze my wifes ass like that, my hands would need to be the size of Andre The Giants.
Keep eating, sweetie, as much as you want until the life insurance policy kicks in…..
he missed by about 2 inches
/say yes to crack
He seems to realize that a nation of cubicle dwellers will see these pictures and hate their lives anew. I respect that.
Honk if you're horny!
/Honks
Honk if you demand satisfaction.
I bet under her suit bottom tastes like the rainbow.