This morning I had a couple sexy pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo with girlfriend Nereida Gallardo, and it made everyone happy, especially my #1 fan: me.  Then I saw all these other photos of C-Ron and his Mallorcan wet nurse (What?  Nurse in the surf = wet nurse), and I thought, whatever man, it's Friday.  The handful of people still at work who didn't leave early for the beach SURELY want to look at a crapload of pictures of people at the beach.  People at the beach who are better-looking and richer than they are and can afford to rent $100 million yachts, while they're still in their stuffy offices at a dead-end job that pays too little and doesn't make them happy, working on an Excel spreadsheet that their boss won't even look twice at.

Yeah, this should cheer them right up. 

(even MORE ass-tastic photos with lap-diving HERE)