This too clever by half introduction video for the Harvard Sailing Team is certainly worth, if not a full belly laugh, at least a few knowing titters. It almost makes you forget for a moment that Ivy Leaguers are generally horrible careerist assholes who use their alma mater as a self-defining quality and only associate with one another. Also, these particular Harvard kids enjoy sailing, which is totally out of character for the privileged. What's not to hate?

That tall bespectacled guy is a little prematurely bald, so he's probably not worthy of your complete contempt. Oh, who am I kidding? My real concern is about as convincing as the forced empathy these students are trying to feign in the video. I knew I shouldn't have made my application essay about eating the rich.

Note: Some helpful commenter pointed out the Harvard Sailing Team is a NYC-based comedy troupe. Eh, I stand by my contempt of the Ivies. Damn my state college-addled brain!