From The Marbles (via Awful Announcing) uncovers a video from last night's This Week in NASCAR with an announcer (who may or may not be a disinterred Chris Farley) flubbing Patrick Carpentier's last name – pronounced Car-pawn-tee-eh – as "Carper Eater".
Does this mean NASCAR is more friendly to lesbians than, say, the Seattle Mariners?
Well, no – he's clearly referring to a guy. NASCAR people dislike the French more than they do lesbians anyway. And who's to say he was referring to a driver at all? Maybe he's in favor of some guy who happens to enjoy going down on chicks. You polished studio guys are just prudes.
"Can he just say carpet eater right on TV?" You bet your vag he can, Waltrip. Video after the jump.
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Southerners should all die in plane crashes tomorrow.
"Did he just say carpet eater?" "Can he say that on T.V.?"
/Cum chugger working in NASCAR
You don't want to know how he mangled Dick Trickle's name. What's that? That's his real name?
Never mind.
A French "carpet eater" that's not a Parisian lesbian? Now I've seen and heard it all!
/Jacques Villenueve loves the sausage though
@swanychitown: Plane tickets are expensive.
Some Frenchy driving a Birkenstock car in NASCAR?
All them Jimmy Deans south of the Mason-Dixon must not know which ways up anymore….
if god truly loves man, then he will destroy the french. talk about a useless bunch
Southerners should all die in plane crashes tomorrow.
The Sudanese are doing their part.
I guess an extra letter to carpenter is just too much for the south.
No footlongs.
I know, they make you nervous.
In all fairness, French people can't say "chowder".
French canadia invented chowder the meal and the word, well technically, it was Acadians ( the word come from chaudron, the meal is basically a cheap bouillabaise ), you guys had to fuck it up by calling it "chowdah".
What we can't say is "thanks", well I never heard a frenchman say it anyway.