Some douchey prankster types decided to hold BP in the middle of a park promenade and pretend to hit pop-ups and scare the shit out of passersby. Kind of sophomoric stuff, which is exactly why I dig it. If the players are serious enough to be wearing uniforms, wouldn't you feel comfortable that they're going to catch the ball? Nope, you'd probably freak out, drop everything and cower pathetically. I do the same with bees and pregnant women. They say can avoid both by jumping in some water. Or is that by dunking them in water? I've mixed the approaches to see what works. Hey, why's that helicopter shining a spotlight on my house?
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If the players are serious enough to be wearing uniforms, wouldn't you feel comfortable that they're going to catch the ball?
Sometimes something as simple as a quick yell can distract you, Ufford.
/Howie Clark
That's the first time I've seen a bat employed for anything other than subduing a date.
Nope, you'd probably freak out, drop everything and cower pathetically.
To be fair, their relatives were vaporized by an atomic bomb.
wocka wocka wocka
People tend to be far less pissed off at these kinds of antics as opposed to say, pooh dollar.
I loved the "Flight of the Jerkoff" playing in the background!
Remember the kids in little league who would always freakout if a bee came near them in the OF? Yeah those kids sucked
/shutup Dad I don't want your life
/Johnny Moxon
@Swany – Or for that matter, ejaculating on strangers in a Japanese subway.
(Don't you ever change, Japan…don't you ever change)
I can think of at least two things better to do with the baseball bat and the blonde at the end of the video.
PS- I'm back from the honeymoon. Married and more hateful and wishing more harm to women than ever. Also nice to see it was cooler by the godamn equator than it is Jersey.
D.E.F. – 1 on 1 T-Ball?? That's what I was thinking!!
Also, it's not too late to back out of your marri— oh wait…yes it is. One vagina for the rest of your life…CONGRATS!!!
That's one more than
meall you fags@DEF, wow it sounds like the honeymoon is really over.
I think DEF just set a land speed record for a marriage's dissolution.
Were you regretting it on the trip down there, or did the marital bliss survive the flight at least?
@Taco, Dude, at least mine is cheaper, and she
can'tdoesn't talk after I am done.Congrats, DEF, on finding a woman strong enough to take a car battery upside the head.
That is indeed impressive. Most prom abductees can't take more than a 9volt.
7 years together before the wedding day. After 5 hours of playing nice during the wedding, we just went back to constantly hating each other again. 95 degree Mexican heat hatred just gets tossed in there and suddenly you start threatening to go Natalee Holloway on her. All is normal again. She goes back to watching Sex in the City reruns while I pack in a wad of dip and watch the Phils and shoot 14 year olds over Live on my 360. Mmmmmmmmm….life.
…while I pack in a wad of dip and watch the Phils and shoot 14 year olds over Live on my 360.
Well, he's not lying about being an Eagles fan…
And not just an Eagles fan, but a season ticket holder as well…….
That was "about the weakest practical joke since Cardinal Wolsey got his nob out at Hampton Court and stood at the end of the passage pretending to be a door."
Once again, Lonestar, you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
@ DEF- thats what you get. remember – never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days a month and still doesnt die.