Height-challenged Scientologist Tom Cruise bolsters his flagging movie career and creepy Stockholm syndrome marriage by befriending other famous rich people, then participating in the kinds of activities that are usually reserved for the eccentric billionaire villain in Bond movies.  Example: Cruise hangs with pals Will Smith and David Beckham while fencing.

Smith said, “Tom has a room for training. We don't get enough time to hang out, just us three guys, so this is his way of getting together and bonding. David and I go to his home and just do fencing. It's a lot of fun."

"We wanted an activity that was strenuous, but we're getting older – we have to think about slowing down. We've got to watch our joints," he added.

The fencing training room is easy find.  Turn left after you come into the foyer, enter the study, pull the candlestick hanging on the wall to reveal the hidden staircase, go straight past Katie's cell and the sacrificial altar, and turn right at the vat of sulfuric acid filled with the bones of inquisitive reporters.  If you get to the Doomsday Device, you've gone too far.

[The Sports Point]