DAVID BECKHAM IS A CHUMP
06.26.08
Ha ha, look at stupid David Beckham chauffering around his rich sons in their $400,000 Rolls Royce Drophead Coupe. "Home, Mastuh Romeo? Too much air, Mastuh Brooklyn?" What a bitch. His life must suck.
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Not Pictured: Victoria giving roadhead.
Seriously, if you're ever driving this car and not getting roadhead, something is wrong.
I bet that he's a worse driver than The Love Guru.
//when in Rome…
I thought Rolls Royce made cars; that thing looks like an APC. Although if i was designing APCs, i'd probably equip them with a roof. Stupid Rolls Royce.
According to the Rolls Royce website, this piece of shit only gets about 12 MPG City. What a loser — probably spends over $100 per week on gas!!!
If hoping Tom Cruise molest his kids is wrong, I dont want to be right.
If this picture had a soundtrack, it would be a Spice Girls song.
And we'd all be worse for it.
Jesus fucking Christ that car is ugly as hell.
You know what would make that car better?
A shirtless Becks laying across the hood.
I wonder if it can transform from an ugly looking car into an even uglier, shittier robot who saves the world?
With the ragtop down so his hair can blow…
If his kids decide to spill their ice cream on the leather he wouldn't even be able to dissaplin them without risking injury.