CRISTIANO RONALDO IS TOUGH
06.23.08The Portuguese got bounced from Euro 2008 by the Germans in the quarterfinals late last week, at least partly because the sport's most talented striker, Cristiano Ronaldo, couldn't find the back of the net. Probably because he was injured so badly on this play. WARNING: this video shows an extremely graphic injury that only a European soccer player could hope to survive.
Do you think he'll be okay? I hope he can find the courage inside himself to learn how to walk and screw hookers again. Absolutely horrific.
[Sports Hernia via Sporting Blog]
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Acting like that belongs in the NFL kicking field goals.
Acting like that is usually found in your average porno, albeit with a lot less pussy.
Rand Spear, the injury lawyer would applaud this………
cue the italian jokes…..
yeah, that was way worse than LT busting Theisman's leg.
Guys, ingrown toenails are no laughing matter.
Another painful clapper injury. Freidrich should have gotten red carded for that blatant attempt to play the ball.
Fernando Torres is the game's best striker UFF. Get it straight. This poon doesn't qualify.
I don't exactly know what is funnier, his bullshit (yet again), or referring to him as the "sport's most talented striker".
He is a prime example of why futbol has such a bad reputation. He doesn't typically pull this kinda stunt with Man U (most likely because guys like Ferdinand, Rooney, and Neville would fucking eat him alive), but every fucking time he plays internationally, there is always a drama! Can't wait to see the shit he pulls in Madrid…
The good news is that Coach K just offered him a scholarship.
The bad news is that Dick Vitale's K-dar just went off, resulting in old-man boner.
cant wait to see the fucking bounty United gets for his ass.
Arthur Abraham sympathizes with Ronaldo's pain.
Fernando Torres is the game's best striker UFF. Get it straight. This poon doesn't qualify.
BRAVO!
I think he fell on a sand deposit in the field, which, too quickly for the human eye to register, lodged itself in his gaping vagina.
cant wait to see the fucking bounty United gets for his ass.
Somewhere near $125 Million, believe it or not. Sir Alex can buy a small fishing village in Portugal and breed his own diving strikers for that amount.
Are we positive that his last name is not Gramatica?
Although i'll miss all those Ronaldo: first goalscorer betting opportunities next season, the sooner Madrid buy him the better. £60 Mil ought to cover it.
I was watching the game at a bar where there were a bunch of Portugal supporters, and when they saw the replay, they were howling with laughter.
That's right Christiano, even your biggest fans think you're a sweaty douchebag.
"I was watching the game at a bar where there were a bunch of Portugal supporters"
how is Fall River, MA looking these days?
This video is further proof that I'm doing the right thing by ignoring a game played by a bunch of limp-wristed, Vienna sausage-sized euro losers.
If you actually watch the first replay you can see that after he is tripped, the tackler steps on his foot while its sideways on the ground. That would actually fucking kill and could definitely break bones in both his foot and ankle. He definitely played it up a little but it's not as much of an acting job as I first thought.
If you actually watch the first replay you can see that after he is tripped, the tackler steps on his foot while its sideways on the ground. That would actually fucking kill and could definitely break bones in both his foot and ankle. He definitely played it up a little but it's not as much of an acting job as I first thought.
Bwahahahahaaaa!! He fucking waited for the ref to look before he cried like a bitch!
@UU: Try farther north, where we keep the Portuguese as indentured construction slaves.
FMF'er, Providence ?
Gotta be Toronto, yes FMF?
+1 to C'MYR for his geographical deductions
I thought so…from there myself…nice to see those fucking flags put away, though, eh?
I bet if he ever did get really hurt he would scream really loud and everyone would stop and look around like in The Princess Bride when Wesley is tortured by King Humperdink but its ok cause then Imigado Montoya would come in and sword fight the 6 fingered man and Andre the Giant would be rhyming and stuff damn I gotta buy that movie what were we talkin about oh yeah soccer sucks.
Look at the video again, the defender stepped on his foot/ankle while he was on the ground. Yes, it does look like he's acting at first. But watch it again and check out the timing in the first part when the guy runs over him, then he grabs his ankle. Come on people, give him break.