A 56-year-old Ohio man — WARNING: Ohio story — named Allan Patton likes going to sporting events.  Why, after you've been banned from getting close to schools, it's the best place to collect little boys' urine!  Wait, what?

Official reports indicate [Patton] has been observed putting Saran wrap on toilet seats in public, sports-related venues with the apparent intent to drink any urine collected there.

It was that practice that drew Patton to the attention of Gahanna authorities in 2006. During his trial, authorities said he collected urine from boys at a movie theater — and at times even paid for it… And according to complaints filed with Dublin police, his fetish still has him helpless to resist it. [emphasis added]

Sweet merciful God that makes me sick.  I actually get queasy typing the phrase "drinking little boys' urine."  What a sick bastard.  I mean, drinking someone's urine is an intimate moment that should only be shared between a man and a woman who love each other.  Or a man and a woman who's been fairly compensated.  Or any number of people who have paid the cover for the annual Boston Pee Party.

(thanks, kind of, to Enrico Palazzo)