
I guess the big story today for a couple hours was the news of Michael Strahan's retirement. The Giants defensive end and future Hall of Famer had an impressive career, making seven Pro Bowls in 15 years, notching 141.5 career sacks (5th best all-time), breaking the single-season sack record with the help of a lily-livered Brett Favre, and having one of the all-time awesome divorces in sports history. He will most likely take his outspoken act to TV, where Strahan will hopefully replace Emmitt Smith, who — if our God is a merciful, benevolent God — will be recovering from having his vocal box torn out by a pack of hungry wild dogs.
In other transaction news, careful readers will have noticed that With Leather wasted absolutely no time or energy covering the "Doug Colllins as coach of the Bulls" non-story that fizzled and went nowhere last week. And whaddaya know, it turns out the Bulls have hired, uh… Vinny del Negro? Seems weird, but… okay. Perhaps they needed someone to bridge the racial divide on the team; del Negro, after all, is a white man whose name means "of the Negros."


I believe that Strahan is also del Negro.
It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are n****rs.
How often do you brush, Michael?
Three times a day, sir.
Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
Vinny del Negro? Is that Dutch-Irish?
first order of bidness: find out which one of my linemates has been shittin' on my ex-wife.
@ Tim
It's not Moors asshole. It's Moops.
Hey Mike, you've got some food in your…
What the? Is that Brett Favre between your teeth!!!
If Derrick Rose can't learn NBA all-star level point guard play from Vinny Del Negro, he can't learn it from anyone.
/what the fuck
//ah, who gives a shit, really
///will still follow the Bulls because I'm a moron
@HHY
That sent my day into a tailspin as well. Seriously? VDN? Sounds like an STD IMO. IDK….. *Sighs*
/backhands self.
@swany: The Bulls cannot ruin this day for me; Sox win again, 7 in a row, 6.5 games up.
Cubs-Sox World Series?
Schwing! You read my mind.
@HHY, thanks for being a "real Sox" fan! Not one of those bandwagon riding fuckholes you can find at any bar with that fucking red B on their cap.
@TP
He's not a Masshole, asshole.
So long dental plan!
Michael needs braces…
Dental plan!
Michael needs braces…
Dental plan!
I'm more del negro than you are!
@ Swany,
You got your Seinfeld in my True Romance. You got your True Romance in my Seinfeld!
"Strahan, Del Negro"
Strahan the Negro, indeed.
great googily moogily. that dude could floss with a 2 by 4.
We get it… he has a gap in his teeth.
Vinny Del Negro? Really? First Skiles, now Vinny Del Torcho… All that's left is having the Bulls fire Vinny and replace him with Dell Curry and they'll complete my NBA Live 95 "Toss it up from 6 Feet Behind The Three Point Line" Trifecta.
It's like the dam burst.
"Big Poppa Smooth" Sam Perkins hired as vice president for player relations for the Indiana Pacers…
Quote:
"The team believes Perkins will be able to relate to players because
he spent 15 years in the NBAsmokes weed ALL the time."FIXED
ill bet he could get a whole porter house stuck in that gap and not notice.