CASE CLOSED
06.27.08
Ever since striker-for-hire Cristiano Ronaldo started dating no-name model/nurse Nereida Gallardo, the debate has raged on in Internet forums and in my pants: is she hot or not? Sometimes you get this, other times you get this. This morning I'd like to present Exhibit A in Neireida's defense. It goes nicely with Exhibit T, I think.
/bangs gavel
This court of hotness rules in favor of Miss Gallardo. It also rules that I'm guilty. Of having of boner.
[WWTDD]
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My boner's legal advisor is Dan Fielding.
I think I just glued my keyboard.
Yeah, but how does her ass taste?
is this variation #2, or #3? i get them confused sometimes.
She could sit on my face and fart, and I would be eager to tell her how it tastes.
I can't get my stalking on if nobody tell where she nurses.
That is soooo money; you don't even know how money you are. Wait…. She probably does…. Fuck.
She seems to have something wedged in her ass. I will have to help her with that.
The Spelunking Fullback probably thinks she's too "ethnic".
im stuck to my desk now. help me!
debate to masturbate? I'm going with masturbation, she is hot.
I'm quitting my job and becoming a European Soccer star, I don't know about you but to me that sounds really gay, but APPARENTLY it's not.
What's on her back…is that water, or did I get her from here?
WANT. to show her my map of hawaii.
That case of Jergen's I bought, however, will be re-opened.
How long could we trade her between WL readers before the fuzz caught on?
i'd like to catch her by the fuzz but she probably doesn't have any