It's Friday, so it's way easier for me to robotically download and format photos of attractive women than it is for me to try to care about the Belmont Stakes or something, so here are some photos of country music sensation Carrie Underwood playing softball. The term "sensation" is a guess, by the way. I can't name a single Carrie Underwood song. No wait. There was that one about the guy. Something about her getting over a guy or something. Anyway, I once saw her holding some Grammy Awards, so I figured "sensation" would be okay. But now that I think about it, those could have been anybody's miniature gramophones.
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Speaking of "sensations." My pants would like to weigh in on the topic of Carrie Under"wood."
I can't name a single Carrie Underwood song.
Somebody hasn't been to a karaoke bar in the southeastern United States
She's number 45? I'll wear 24, and then we 69 together!
/math major (for a brief time) finally coming in handy. I am also coming in handy.
Went kinda on the cheap with the Rawlings Molded Plastic kleets, no?
The name "Juggernaut" emblazoned on the bat in that one pic makes me think about my p in her a.
I'm a simple man with simple impulses…
By the way, the hillbilly with the long hair is Wolf from American Gladiators. I'm not embarrassed at all for knowing that, the guy is hilarious.
The socks stay ON
Hey that's here in Nashville at Greer Stadium… I'm headed there in a few hours to heckle Jeff Weaver. Got anything you want me to tell him Matt?
I'd Grand Ole her Opry, and by that I mean I'd forcefully shove my Penis into her Vagina, with or without her consent.
Somewhere in the parking lot, a pick-up truck has two busted headlights. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
She sings "Jesus Take the Wheel… So I Can Give Burnsy Roadhead."
She needs to choke up.
More like Carrie Givesmewood.
@Punch…I'll give her something to choke (up) on
I'd put some wood in her hand. Followed by giving her a couple of balls.
Then when we finished playing baseball, we'd have lots and lots of sex.
I think someone’s got his days mixed up again.
Looks like she is going to have saggy boobs and two kids. Hot for now at least.
carrie is demonstrating the technique she used as she "earned" at three votes for american idol