Holy mackerelcowshit. Place all Philadelphia emergency workers on call IMMEDIATELY. From today's Philly Inquirer:
Quarterback Donovan McNabb will be at Citizens Bank Park tonight because he wants to meet Cincinnati Reds star Ken Griffey Jr.
Drop Griffey from your fantasy team immediately. If you're an Eagles fan, trade in your #5 jersey. Something bad's gonna happen. A piece of stadium overhang will fall on them as soon as they shake hands. Or McNabb will break his ankle on home plate, causing him to reach out and pull Griffey's arm off. The cacophonous snap of tendons will sound like Independence Day fireworks as far away as New York. Leave the kids at home, Philly fans. It's gonna look like a Tarantino flick down there.
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Hopefully McNabb won't have to jog out to the outfield to meet Griffey. Otherwise he'll have to take about 5 knees.
We'll all be ok unless McNabb gives Griffey the Nerve Tonic Gift Set (with Limited Edition Decanter).
Of course, Ufford wants McNabb to succeed since he's a black quarterback.
please, don't get my hopes up i'll be very dissapointed if this doesn't happen
Citizen Bank Park Accident Free for
150 daysThis reminds me of this old Monty Python sketch… [www.youtube.com]
My insurance rates skyrocketed because Rocco Baldelli and Fred Taylor live in the same state as me.
Bones heal, and chicks dig scars.
Everybody laughed at me when I bought an AJ Feeley jersey. Doesn't seem so dumb now.
Forget Griffey, McNabb is going to walk right by him and thank Jay Bruce for saving his fantasy baseball team. Bruce will respond "I wish I could say the same for you."
YOU BOUGHT AN AJ FEELEY JERSEY??? AHAHAHAHAHA