06.30.08 BULLDOG GETS BETTER BURIAL THAN YOU WILL
Georgia mascot Uga VI, also known as Uga V's Whatchagot Loran (Giterdone Masterson being taken by a rival southern school), died Friday as Orson Swindle described most Georgians will: "pantsless, lacking a high school degree, and suffering from a heart attack." Unlike the rest of the Peach Staters, maybe save Jimmy Carter, he's getting himself one a' them classy like interments.
Like his five predecessors, Uga VI will be interred in specially-built marble vault built into the side of the south grandstands just inside the main gate of the southwest side of the stadium. According to UGA, it is the only school that buries its mascots within the confines of the stadium.
As of Sunday afternoon, there were nearly 600 entries in Uga VI's guestbook on ajc.com.
Most were from Georgia fans offering condolences to the Seilers and thanking them for their efforts. Then there was "Lucy," who claimed to be a Maltese from North Port, Fla.
"Arf, arf, old friend," she wrote.
Nice to see one of his old bitches checking in on the 'tubes. Except "arf" isn't really a bark of despair. It's pretty upbeat, almost buoyant. Like maybe this dog had a thing for Whatchagot. They shared a fleeting moment, a mutual sniff of the anus, but he just couldn't commit to a different breed in a different state. Lucy has held onto that spite, allowing it to twist her emotions. Maybe she'll never let it do. Yeah, I'm concocting narratives for dogs. My life is turning more into Half Baked everyday.
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BULLDOG GETS BETTER BURIAL THAN YOU WILL
did we really need more evidence that southerners are complete idiots?
Orson Swindle?
What, was Jefferson Delacroix taken?
also like most Georgians, Uga VI suffered the debilitating genetic defects of inbreeding and had an unseemly drooling problem
You dead, dawg.
Damn Good Dawg!
35-14
I think that we should fear this "Lucy" Maltese from Florida. This bitch can type a condolence letter and communicate in English. May God have mercy on us all.
What is that, an Afghan Hound?
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Hey The South, The College World Series WAS 2 outta 3, and you lost.
Fresno State's mascot is still very much alive.
My, the haters are out in force, aren't they? Well, let's address them one at a time, shall we?
RV, yeah, we're all idiots. That's why the U.S. population is fleeing the northern states for the warmer climates of the south. South = far better place to live.
Lt. Winslow….a Miami fan, I see. Well, while we may be inbred, we do speak English, and the great majority of our population weren't deported by Castro.
Tim, yes we know we lost the college world series. We also know when to capitalize, and the word "the" isn't the time.
Why do you ask, no one cares about Fresno State's mascot. UGA's known across the country from being named the best college mascot in the country by SI, to his appearances in movies and on TV. He's a mascot that will be missed…Fresno State's is just a dog. Big difference.
Suthners are adorable when they're offended.
UncleKG: In your defense of your (well, not "your", or "your college's", but maybe "your" state) mascot, you forgot to mention UGA's co-starring role in "Midnight of the Garden of Good and Evil". It was about a godless queer, but Eastwood directed, so maybe y'all saw it. And kudos to you for admitting the inbred thing.
Thanks for the heads up UncleKG… but I'm pretty sure that Vince Carter's mother was named best mascot in the country by SI.
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