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Yesterday the Celtics treated the city of Boston (or maybe it's the other way around) to the usual championship parade. As with the five other titles won by Boston teams over the least six-plus years (ugh), the players rode around in World War II-era duck boats. Whatsa matter, Boston? Too cheap to shell out for hovercrafts?
Thursday’s rolling rally didn’t make any stops, but fans saw Pierce, Garnett, James Posey, Leon Powe and Sam Cassell chomping on stogies. And they saw 289-pound rookie Glen “Big Baby” Davis travel along the route topless, showing that not all his baby fat was gone.
Meredith Heijl, 20-year-old student from Boston was so excited to see them pass, she broke her green flip flop trying to take Pierce’s picture. “That was the highlight of my year,” she joked, even though he didn’t wave in her direction.
Wow, a topless Glen Davis, broken footwear, and players who didn't wave at you. Not to mention thousands and thousands of Boston fans ("Hey Paul! Paul Peeeeahce!"). Sorry I missed it.
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those fans are wicked retaaded
As someone who has masturbated to the thought of a topless Big Baby on more than one occasion, I take umbrage at your mockery, good sir.
Weiad. No Larry Boyde Joyseys.
Thank goodness there were no fire hoses lying around – things could have turned ugly.
needs more rioting
Innocent people in Iowa are subjected to floods and not even one drop of rain in Boston yesterday. There is no God.
This is what you get when you mix a Gay Pride parade with a St. Patty's Day parade.
Total amount of people in this picture who watched a Celtic game last year: 0
3rd from left, front row, is that a chick? Not even with Pauly's Avatar's dick.
We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!
+10 Pauly
Get Fahked ya Fahkin Homos! Matt Damon Hate You!!!
So there were black people riding on ducks boats eh? I'm sure there were some Boston cops who thought they were being stolen…
YAAAAAAAARGH TIS' A SHAME, NOT A LOOKER IN THE BUNCH YAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!
Bleh. Maybe they should just start having their victory parades in the losing team's city from now on, just to add a little more douchyness to this string of championships…
Like i posted elsewhere yesterday:
About the Boston as racist stuff that I always seen thrown around on sites like this… How is that we're both the bastion of lefties, the gay-marrying state, Ted Kennedy liberals, Cambridge communists and so on… but also perceived as a backwards racist area?
Not to be too sensitive about it. Lived here most of my life, (with stints in DC and NYC) and it strikes me that retarded, drunken sports fans in any city don't do a good job of representing the citizens as a whole.
Not to say that racist jokes and simplified caricatures aren't funny, because I certainly use them myself.
The Celtics victory parade, where everyone is a little Irish, except, of course, for the gays, and the Italians.
/read it in a Kent Brockman voice.
@Luke: Is it difficult to type while wearing a white sheet and hood?
Also,
ifwhen I go to hell, it will look a lot like thisabortionparade.That's easily the photo caption of the week… lol…
Anxiously waiting for the Sonics parade next year.
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Mariners parade?
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Seahawks parade?
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Sonics leaving town parade?
// <3
Might seem like another day in Boston with championship celebrations, but you gotta remember something.
The Celtics hadn't won a title in 22 years, the Red Sox hadn't won in like, what, 81 years before a couple of years ago and the Pats had NEVER won before Tom Brady came to town.
Hate Boston if you want, but it's their time. Before too long, other cities will be celebrating like this and Boston might just go back to having no winners again.
@ LBFT – bitching and moaning from boston fans about how they haven't won anything in a few months is nothing to look forward to
"Before too long, other cities will be celebrating like this and Boston might just go back to having no winners again."
When did anyone in Boston ever have a weiner? Oops, my bad.
If it makes you Boston haters feel any better, I will admit, (just between us) that the sting of losing that Superbowl is far greater than the combined joy of the Red Sox and Celtics championships for me. The first thing I thought of the other night when the C's won wasn't "yay, they won!", it was "shit, the Pats really lost that game huh, fuck."
Happy now?
Was Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore in that parade to make another sports movie of another crappy team in a crappy city?