I'd usually be inclined to make a "pot caling the kettle black" joke here, but since it's about something Tiger Woods said, it might break the momentum of the post-racial age we've entered into with Barack Obama's nomination as the Democratic presidential candidate. Anyway, Woods called hockey boring, which is ironic because so is golf. Also, he's black, just like the pot and the kettle.
The PGA official thought he had the perfect softball question to throw at Tiger Woods to kick off a media teleconference with the world's No. 1-ranked player yesterday.
"Detroit or Pittsburgh?" Julius Mason asked of Woods during a session to promote the 90th PGA Championship at Oakland Hills Country Club in Bloomfield Hills, Mich.
"I don't really care," Woods replied. "I don't think anybody really watches hockey any more, do they?"
It's good that even without context, Woods knew the question was about hockey. Had the reporter been asking his preference between the two cities, Tiger probably would have done the logical thing and shrugged and said "Eh, meteor."
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There's a Happy Gilmore joke here somewhere, but I'd rather watch golf than quote Adam Sandler.
ha ha ha black people don't know anything about hockey…or golf..erm…
The only thing televised golf is good for is nappy time.
Although I have been considering firing up the ol' portable grill, getting fucking hammered and running up and down the street chanting "WOODS! WOODS! WOODS!" when he gets on the green in regulation because I think televised golf is so damn exciting.
I don't watch any sport where Thai Black White Indian people can't dominate.
So that leaves golf and Swedish nanny fucking.
hey tiger on behalf of hockey fans everywhere
GO FUCK YOURSELF
thanks for ruining that for me Hugh B. Fucker.
/closes imdb page with happy gilmore quotes
Predictably, Donald Brashear broke into Woods's house and raped his wife.
I think Tunison is constantly trying to set irony records by liking baseball but thinking hockey is boring.
Is that why you were fired from the Washington Post? For falling asleep on the job while watching day games?
In Soviet Russia Golf sleeps while watching You.
Tiger Woods could probably kick every fucking Hockey players ass, while fucking their wives or girlfriends.
/Man love for TW
Will there be any watermelon and fried chicken at Oakland Hills?
/Fuzzy Zoeller
While he has an audience yelling, "Get in the HOLE!"
This isn't Jeopardy, Tiger. You don't have to phrase your thought in the form of a question.
try this: no one watches hockey any more.
I swear if this starts another Canadian Flame War I am gonna be mildly annoyed.
Doogie, don't mistake "awesome golf physique" for "ability to kick a hockey player's ass"
Just to be on the safe side though, I say we let him go up against Laraque or Brashear, so as not to seem racist.
whowillsexmutombo:
except the 6.2 million people who watched game 5.
The only black guy that watches hockey is Tim "Little Hockey" Meadows.
Hey Hip Hop, so what if it does turn into one? What are you gonna do about it? Huh? I'll tell you what i'll do:
i'll invite ya over for a beer and hope that my mild manner submissiveness calms you down enough that i can apologize and we can sort this whole mess out. Hey, you like caribou? I got some in the freezer from last huntin' season. If that doesn't work, I don't know what will.
stop taking shit so seriously Jim Jones, it's all jokes on here, you have to be used to the hockey flaming on here by now. Learn to laugh it off, don't dispute it with "facts"
dickjoke/rapejoke/titties….
Since when did I think baseball wasn't boring?
"I don't really care," Woods replied. "I don't think anybody really watches hockey any more, do they?"
Other quotes which prove secluded millionaire Tiger Woods' expertise:
All rich people drive Buicks. I mean, if I see a guy in a nice suit driving a BMW, I think to myself 'what a poser'.
You know they have special water fountains at Augusta National for only two golfers who are members there. One says "
BlacksTiger Woods Only", the other says "Whites Only" I've never golfed with this "Whites" fella, but I bet he's real good on the links!Does anyone, ANYONE give a shit about Tiger Woods' thoughts on hockey? Seriously?? He should stick with non-boring details, like eating collard greens and fried chicken.
"Tiger Woods could probably kick every fucking Hockey players ass, while fucking their wives or girlfriends.
/Man love for TW"
two words: Bob Probert
Tiger Woods could probably kick every fucking European Hockey players ass, while fucking their wives or girlfriends
Fixed (By Don Cherry)
I don't see Lauren Conrad writing a blog on the PGA website about the Buick Invitational.
Merk thank you, but I prefer Bison meat over Caribou.
Tiger: "I don't be watchin no hockey, that's a white man's game. It be all cold and shit and those dumb crackaz be tryin to kill each other with dem sticks. Aw hell naw, I ain't watchin no hockey"
Reporter: "Tiger, the question was do you like Penguins….the non flying bird?"
Tiger: "Oh. Yes, why I think they are absolutely adorable. My white wife likes when they slide on their bellies and how they all look like waiters. Cutest animal ever if you ask me."
Wait, golf's a sport? I thought anything that could be done best by guys who look like John Daly was, ipso facto, not a sport.
Gratuitous use of Latin phrases? Now THERE'S a sport!
Table Tennis>Soccer>Hockey>Golf
I am the real Enrico Pallazzo!
tiger is still bitter about being black.
He can win 91249014 majors, but hes still black and your life is worthless if youre black.
Tiger youre only here to entertain us, much like the slaves were back in the day.
Tiger doesnt like hockey because it's a bunch of big white guys with knives on thier feet, smacking around a black thing for three hours.
Wow, Merk-Merk…wow.
Funny how the imposter is aghast at Merk-Merk's racist comments. The imposter regularly makes jokes implying that he is a pedophile.
real enrico, are you serious. Im with whoever the fake enrico is.
You talk about raping children and think that is funny, but cannot find the humor in black jokes?
Im stunned, you were the last person i expected to make a comment.
What the hell is happening here?
*head explosion*
/no relation… seriously
You talk about raping children and think that is funny, but cannot find the humor in black jokes?
Can we at least agree that raping black children is funny?
Can we at least agree that raping black children is funny?
Yes.
Not at all, Merk Merk, I wasn't condemning the comment at all. Just impressed that someone went that far. If rape and racism weren't funny, God would have never invented either.
Touche Enrico. Touche.
Also, I really wish people would stop calling golf a sport. It's a "difficult activity".
Most golfers have man boobs, and WALK between holes. If golf is a sport, so is kicking a rock on your lawn, walking to your neighbors lawn and kicking a rock on their lawn and then…wait a second…I"M GONNA BE RICHHHHHH!!!
Wow, so many comments on such a stupid subject, I mean golf is not a fucking sport if 60 year olds can still play it
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