Ah, slow-motion: the greatest thing to happen to the Internet since people having sex on camera.

Here we have video of what appears to be a high school basketball game, and why it's important for Susie Cheerleader not to spend the time between cheers eye-fucking Danny Motorcycle in the stands.  I don't want to give anything away, but here's a hint: she gets nailed in the head and goes down like a sack of potatoes on prom night.  And yes, I stand by my simile.